welp, I guess i'll be getting this then 🌭
big props to @chaocan for the last note, @catboyrightsdefender for the mass reblogs, @tonystarksfabulousass for the 200 note boost voucher, and everyone @ discord (aka my favourite place in the world) 🐝🍊😈 for the continuous reblogs, yall are BAD influences 💘
Ghosts AU where everything’s the same but the rat came with them
between ofmd season 2, good omens season 2, wwdits season 5, ghosts season 5, heartstopper season 2 AND the barbie movie, i am convinced that this will be the summer all queer people spontaneously combust.
personally, i cant wait!
bitches will say "he's so baby" and baby is a long dead soldier who's repressing his homosexuality & mourning an also long dead love
me in planning stages of writing: this fucks. this is gonna be so fun.
me the minute i sit down to write: language is an unwieldy cudgel we use to beat the human experience to death in an attempt at ever communicating fully with another being. i wish intelligent life had never evolved. i want to go back to the cell stage like in spore
not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing
letting my stories spin around my head like a microwave
trust a youtuber to bring out a fucking ukulele and sing in their response video to being accused (with solid proof) of grooming kids 💀
youtuber drama is really something else
what do you MEAN she responded to child grooming allegations by filming a ten minute long ukelele song in ONE TAKE?
it is fucking terrifying seeing a post you made like 0.2 seconds ago, and just refreshing it again and again and seeing it go up like 10 likes every second. less than a second even
I command you all, make this go up
more
MORE
I am like a wizard casting fucked up spells
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
huh.
I've got the best one
Honestly I don’t agree with this
1. Anderson
2. Bennett
3. Collins
4. Davis
5. Evans
6. Foster
7. Grayson
8. Hawkins
9. O’Brien
10. Johnson
11. Kennedy
12. Lawson
13. Mitchell
14. Nelson
15. Owens
16. Peterson
17. Quinn
18. Reynolds
19. Sullivan
20. Thompson
21. Underwood
22. Vaughn
23. Wallace
24. Xavier
25. Yates
26. Perez
