at the start of the pandemic my friends and i kept sincerely going “at least people are being funny online” [nodding] “people are simply being so funny online” to each other in sombre tones over and over and over .and you know what. people are still being so fucking funny online
sick of job hunting i wish you could still make a living scamming rich people into buying photos of ghosts and faeries like those victorian photographers
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“google” alerts on for king arthur. you never know
Keeley is a "would you still love me if I was a worm" girl for sure
She asks this in the throuple groupchat and Jamie is like "ye I would build u a teeny worm house n feed u dirt on a teeny spoon everyday n get u a wee little worm hat and I would ask the wizard to turn me in2 a worm to so we can crawl in the dirt together 4eva 🪱🩷🪱 <- that us lol" and Roy reacts to both of their messages with a question mark
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found a google doc me and my friend made about a supernatural reboot and who we would cast and this made me laugh out loud i cant even remember the thought behind this one
the european quest for indian riches changed the world so irrevocably, and it leaves these terrible echoes, for those that live in the caribbean now are deemed west and east indians and the native americans deemed indians too and when india is finally opened up inevitably the forms of immiseration evolve. but the plunder continues.
@andreagrimes replied
in colonial times the spanish also called filipinos 'indios' a term which denoted illiteracy and poverty
colonizers see non white people and be like is anyone going to call them indians
hate when a local show is pretty good bc im inevitably 2-3 degrees from everyone who made it so i don't want to go too hard on proselytising for various insane panopticon reasons but also because every time i go to the tags stupidly expecting some level of fun engagement OR zero nothing no interest instead i always find an any% speedrun of fandom with the briniest self-insert fics of characters you never learnt the name of neck-in-neck with bland Blogging blogging of episodes that read like monarchist grandmothers reviewing bbc radio dramas. Briniest was an autocorrect from horniest there then i got fond of it.
The archer & I can see you are two beautiful twin sisters. To me
because archie has always been put on a pedestal by the text itself (jughead) when in reality he’s just a normal guy who is nice we are so back it’s insane
it's DEMONIC how those pop-up sharing shortcuts jumble up every single possible medium and recipient PLEASE i do not want to send this incomprehensibly cringe post about an r-rated twitter screenshot to my COWORKER over TEAMS rn!! at least suggest i whatsapp them
the biggest (only) flaw with season 7 is that nobody has said the phrase 'serial killer gene' in ages. yeah sure we're still getting endless Betty longing, but now its all bisexuality with none of the violence. what's even the point
if they dont bring charles and chic back before this season ends then im not even considering archie/reggie a victory. its compensation
call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing
There’s a lot of things you need to get across this universe. Warp drive… wormhole refractors… You know the thing you need most of all? You need a hand to hold.