keysmashing rn
I've been personally attacked when the Depressed Barbie comes on the screen and the tagline says "she watches Pride & Prejudice BBC 7 times a day"
get off my dick
oh youre being funny? youre making fun of twitter? youre soooooooo fucking funny. youre copying their layout and trying to appeal to their usebase but youre gonna make fun of it? youre going to drive away your loyal userbase because you cant make money off them in the same way that you can the ex-twitter userbase? youre SO fucking funny. youre SO ironic. did you appeal to the 7 year old ipad babies? did you get the clicks on your ads that severely limit your scrolling time? do you feel better about yourselves? im driving to your houses.
going clubbing is realising that way more people hit the slopes than you could imagine
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i haven’t watched either but i think the real double features for barbenheimer should be: oppenheimer x hiroshima, mon amour and birdman x barbie
my brother was like. i hate that white americans always look so pissed off like what are they fucking racist. assholes. and eventually we realised that it’s actually because theyre racist AND because the way they have small thin lips makes it look like they’re pursing them all the time lol
candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on
• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies
read the dangers of smoking in bed while on a plane so now i’m jet lagged and also insane from processing
tumblr hate is so funny like. why is it either second grade insults or like literal hate crimes
anyway, i think u see now why i usually don’t comment/review books i’m reading. i’m sorry, something just possesses me whenever i try… i suspect the spirit of new, ultra specific metaphors that are applicable in one situation, and one situation only
angels before man is an insane book and im so glad it came out pretty recently and im reading it now instead of like 5 years ago when it would have been a critical ingredient in the brain potion that made me make horrible decisions
during the wga/sag-aftra strike, we may see:
- film in other countries continuing as usual, but those actors/writers are NOT crossing picket lines! other countries unions often have rules where they can’t strike in solidarity with american unions.
- new indie movies separate from hollywood studios. indie movies can continue as usual too, and may even use union actors if they follow certain guidelines and/or get permission from the union.
- awards shows, although they might look different and may be postponed. if there are award shows during the strike, there’s a chance they will just be live conferences announcing winners with no celebrations attached.
- celebrities will not be promoting their work during this time— that WOULD be crossing the picket line! yes, this includes social media. they can still post on social media, as long as it doesn’t pertain to their work.
- a lot more reality tv. this happened the last time there was a writers strike, and it will certainly happen again.
- actors will also not be able to campaign for awards. this awards season is going to be a strange one.
- propaganda from hollywood. they are already trying to flip the narrative by claiming they can break the unions, but they can’t. the strikers have the power. stand with them for however long this takes!