i'm being productive, trust me

Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

THIS IS FUCKING IT, IT’S SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!!!

Son the crazy part is I feel like dogs deadass be understanding when you do this

gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

“Upwards to the Moon” Guqin song by 自得琴社 Zi De Guqin Studio

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

MY DASH NEEDS TO HEAR THIS.

congrats lil buddy that’s the worst anyone’s ever done it

this man’s mind....

fuck it. baby snoopy

boopy.....

+ plot twist:

Ghosthoney exists in like the opossite dimension that HardstopLucas exists in, and I’m here for it.

wait is that the Sailor Moon theme?

Yeah