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Just James

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Lady in store with pug: He’s so cute! He’s always snorting and grunting :)
What I said: Awww!
What I thought: He’s grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny 

every avenger: this is my regular name and this is my Super Special Superhero name 

thor: my name Thor

Hawkeye: my Super Special Superhero Name is Hawkeye

Every Avenger: good to see you, Clint

Dr Strange: Hello, I’m Dr Strange

Someone: Okay but what’s your real name?

Dr Strange: *sighs*

After a week of saying “boil the jug”, we’d all be walking around, chins up, making eye contact with people we haven’t met before, saying things like, “Hey, do you know what I feel like doing? Returning the Elgin Marbles.” (requested by @evs14u)