this blog (unlike the last) is not being deleted but i won’t be active anymore. contact me on my discord (i.eat.cats) to ask for the new blog
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*Airdrops a eevee into your askbox and runs*
Evolutionary stone
do you ever feel yourself spiralling and then you try to make it better but make it worse and now you’re feeling too much and don’t know what any of the emotions are or are you weird
anyways tune of the night because it’s good for anger (ignoring association to my dad)
hey desmond u ok bro we were just trying to banter about deer antlers then u go vagueposting about dark hidden trauma u need like a 40mg prozac or maybe a hug my guy
Layton Heritage Post
just got an ad trying to recruit me to the army, someone should tell them that’s an awful idea-
it’s 1am here so it’s late but happy birthday to Remus Sanders, you mean so much to me you gremlin 💚
Remus: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.
Roman: Yeah, you just catch it.
Virgil: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing hot girl shit.
Roman: Then you just use a spear instead.
Remus: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?
Roman: Why the fuck is the food so spicy? I ordered it with no chilli!
Remus, who's been adding hot sauce every time Roman looks away: I don't know.
Remus: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice to be held.
Roman:
Roman: Are you okay?
Patton: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Remus: We have three actually-
Roman: Pick your favorite?
Remus: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?
Roman: Why are you eating dirt?
Remus: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.
Roman: I didn't want to do this, but I know one way we can get the money.
Remus: You'd make a decent prostitute.
Roman: I'd make an amazing prostitute, but I was actually talking about this guy I know.
Roman: What's the most efficient way to burn calories?
Patton: Exercise more!
Remus: Set yourself on fire.
Virgil: There are two kinds of people.