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Shoot For The Moon

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Because even if you fall, you’ll still be among the stars ✨/ Apollo/ 24/ she, her

Which Bad Batcher are you based on arbitrary questions I came up with?

I made a Bad Batch quiz guys! Take it here

EXCUSE MY AM I THE DEPRESSES SINGLE DAD??!

not sure what I did expect but it wasn’t Hunter over here

This is surprisingly on point. I’ll fight for anyone but not usually myself 😂

I’m so pissed right now. Just about to preorder the new Jedi Survivor game and didn’t realise it’s not playable on the XBOX ONE!! Like come on this was my treat for surviving this entire month and NOW I CANT PLAY IT!! LIKE WTF!

In not very happy right now 🥺

6 DAYS LEFT UNTIL REGISTRATION FOR OPERATION: FIX THE FINALE CLOSES!!

Feeling a little wounded after that finale? We got you! This is an event for all artists and writers to rewrite/redraw it into something more positive! MORE INFO BELOW!

This is a fandom event in honor of the collective trauma we all received in the finale of season 2. With your help, we can cheer up the fandom and bring some positivity back to the community. Registration forms close in 6 DAYS (April 30th), and can be accessed by going to the #announcements channel in The Clone Zone. (If it has been buried, check the pinned messages) If you have any questions or concerns, please send me an ask or direct it to the #help-desk channel in the Discord.  Since all participants of this event must be a server member, here’s a link to the server. We’re excited to see you there!   🧡 REBLOG TO SPREAD THE WORD! 🧡  

How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know

Mine is a bunny rabbit with big floppy ears. I’ve had him since I was born

Worldcat is my bestie and my one true love!! Not only does it tell you what library a book is at, but it also price compares different used book sites against each other for easy view! It's how I got Tarot For the Master for $10!!

Oh, and since I have your attention: z-library (books and textbooks) and sci-hub (gatekept scientific journal articles.) I just ripped a textbook for class off z-library and snatched a required reading from sci-hub. Life is good and education should be accessible at every stage and station of life.

Come here children. Come here. Sit down. Take my hands. Listen.

Here’s what we are not going to do. We are not going to let them unravel us and leave us in a heap of bawling bodies. They want us to sob until our eyes fall out and we rupture our abdominal organs because they’re heartless and sadistic and part of STAR WARS—shhh, steady—but we are going to remain CALM. Call it denial, call it call it bargaining, call it what you will, but he’s not gone.

Deep breaths, all together now. Crying is cathartic and necessary for coping with the emotional abuse we endure at the hands of Filoni et al., but don’t cry from lost hope. I’m serious. Was it among the worst things we could have possibly been forced to watch? Has a good majority of the fandom been mulling where the hell we are supposed to find the will to go on after that? Of course. But they’ll be back. And Tech will be, too.

Hush, child. Listen to me.

There was a reason he fell into cloud-cover. He could have been falling into anything. Water can be lethal from that height, yes, but let’s all just remember what Hunter pulled in War-Mantle with falling OUT OF A SHIP and down a LITERAL MOUNTAIN and surviving that with JUST HIS KNIFE. HIS KNIFE, KIDS. Tech accepted what he was doing, and he was okay with dying if that was what this meant, but he’s Tech. Once he fell from view he did whatever he could to increase his odds of getting out of it alive. Trust.

Speaking of falling from view— we know the Clone Wars rules. No body, no confirmed death. Forget that— we know the STAR WARS rules. Even if someone gets SLICED IN HALF before your VERY EYES and FALLS AN INDETERMINABLE-BUT-DEFINITELY-NOT-SURVIVABLE DISTANCE, they STILL aren’t dead. Further still, if you had put the two scenes in front of me with no context, I would have said Echo’s death in an EXPLOSION of FIRE seemed more final and certain that Tech falling away from us. And no, I don’t care about the argument that it’s a kId’S ShOW so they wouldn’t show us the body. Go watch Colt’s death and get back to me. Or you know, pretty much any Clone Wars episode.

BUT THE GOGGLES, you wail. I know, dear heart, I know. I see the cracks in them every time I close my eyes. But Hemlock getting his hands on those isn’t confirmation of anything other than what we already know— no matter where he wound up, Tech is having a Very Bad Time™️. Whether he lost them on the extremely unpleasant way down or whether he’s being experimented on in critical condition is hardly a nicer thing to know, but we’ll take just about anything right now if it means we’ll see our boy again, won’t we?

Shhh, I’m not through. We also have that scene with Phee. If it had been a true goodbye, if Tech had shown an ounce of the development he had with Omega about differences in emotional processing and communication, you’d have seen my soul depart through the atmosphere. But no. That scene’s entire purpose was to be unresolved. Was it just to make us incurably sad in retrospect? Maybe. But my gut says no— there’s more he needs to say to her.

On that note, the same goes for Tech and Crosshair. I refuse to believe we’ll never see them together again. I don’t have anything stronger than my refusal, but my feelings on this are rock solid. There’s also the important issue of THE Bad Batch theme— you know how they’ve established a precedent of not using it unless the whole Batch is together? Collectively, we’re going to refuse to believe they’re going to break that now. And there’s too much love for that theme to never hear it again.

Finally, beloveds, we come to our old favorite: story analysis. You know I’m insufferable about this, but listen. If we look at screenwriting, if we look at story structure, if we look at BEATS, this is the old “DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL” for the Batch (and us obviously). It’s the ALL IS LOST. The EVERYTHING IS AWFUL AND THE HEROES ARE AT THEIR LOWEST LOW. It’s the classic “oh my god this second installment is EMOTIONAL TORTURE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME” that we can point to in novels, shows, and film series again and again. It’s the ESB ending, it’s the Catching Fire ending, it’s the Rebels S2 AHSOKA IS D E A D AND ANAKIN KILLED HER ending. S3 will open as they enter Act III, where they use what they’ve learned to move upwards toward the finale of this particular story arc. Doesn’t that sound like something nice to cling to?

There now. If I’m wrong, I’ll give you all the choice of k!lling me first or tossing me alive out of a plane with no *hard swallow* parachute, jet pack, or functional grappling gun. But I truly believe you won’t have to.

In the year or two we have to wait, cry for his absence, cry for the Batch being more fractured and farther apart than they ever have been, cry for Hunter feeling like he’s failed everyone he loves, cry for all of it, but not because you’ve lost hope that all might not be lost.

Tech will be back.

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

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ABSOLUTELY FUCKING LOST IT AT THIS YEAH IT WAS FUNNY WHEN THE ANZELLAN WAS LIKE “BAD BABY!  NO SQUEEZIE!” BUT ALSO LOOK AT THEM ABSOLUTELY ZERO ATTEMPTS WERE MADE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN TWO PUPPETS ON A STRING THAT PUPPET’S FEET ARE BARELY EVEN TOUCHING THE TABLE HE’S WALKING ON THOSE LEG MOVEMENTS ARE THE LEAST NATURAL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE THEY ARE BOTH UTTERLY TOP HEAVY AND YET NEVER SEEM TO EVEN THINK ABOUT FALLING RIGHT ONTO THEIR GIANT OVERSIZED HEADS AND IT’S FUCKING GLORIOUS THIS SHOW REALLY EMBRACED THE GLORIOUS ROOTS OF STAR WARS PUPPETRY WHERE THEY’RE CHARMING AND ADORABLE AND HILARIOUS AND NONE OF YOU ARE ON FRANK OZ’S LEVEL DON’T EVEN FUCKING TRY SO THEY DIDN’T!  THEY JUST GAVE THE FUCK UP AND SAID, HERE, ENJOY YOUR VERY OBVIOUSLY IMMERSION BREAKING PUPPETS LITERALLY FUCKING T  A  P     D  A  N  C  I  N  G ACROSS THE TABLE FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. AND I DID.  I ENJOYED IT SO FUCKING MUCH. IMMERSION IS OVERRATED, I AM TIRED OF FRANK OZ’S UTTER GENIUS AT MAKING CREATURES MOVE REALISTICALLY, I WANT SOME FUCKING PUPPETS TAP DANCING FOR MY AMUSEMENT AND THE MANDALORIAN DELIVERED THIS IS WHAT STAR WARS IS ABOUT AND I LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED WATCHING THIS SCENE

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

WHAT THE FUCK

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year