would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
Girls will be like “oh I’m just running quick some errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna
having fun isn’t hard when you’ve got a library card! *uses library card to form lines of cocaine*
“We’re born alone and we die alone” you were born alone? Your mom wasn’t there?
I thought Tumblr would enjoy this
Edit: credit goes to @/pharmafemboy on Mastodon
He deserves it.
reblog for the most chaos PC we can manage
Reading comics is constantly like "Here is one of the most fascinating concepts you've ever seen in a piece of media. No we will not elaborate on it and you will never see it reach its full potential. Here is an interesting, new character. Oh now they're dead/rewritten to be less interesting/trapped in a different version of earth to be only mentioned off hand and never seen again. Here is your favorite legacy character: they're currently being written by a misogynist." And then once in a blue moon there's a comic that blows your tits clean off it's executed so well. But it's a limited run.
“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours
taylor swift: auuuauu im 35 but all my ex boyfriends are abusive psycopaths and should kill themselves
21 year old woman who somehow still hasnt had her first period: im crying because of this record
This is only ONE CUBIC METRE of silt; can you imagine 100 million of these?
veil is my best friend btw
my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
Alex Horne qualifies as an ipad baby me thinks
they should invent a doesn't kill you that actually makes you stronger
Vaccines
