i hope fagginess and transness and dykness all take over and kill everyone
Is there an afterlife for robots?
Yes, but only for good robots.
You're a good robot!!! :)
your thing about how machines are alive and are creatures reminded me of church organs because they're literally a system that exists within the very structure of a building and its got this very complex system of windpipes and gadgets and stuff and whatnot... church organs are also creatures :) and they're one of my fav creatures ever.
every piglin in a fifty mile radius turning aggro when my dogshit thirty durability golden boots shatter because i jumped off a one block incline
ADHD in the era of the personal brand is wild.
You get into a thing and hyperfocus harder than anyone ever has hyperfocused. Dozens, hundreds of posts across multiple platforms. You discover things no one knows, you create many new things, you intangibly weave your very digital soul into the threads of this niche thing’s fabric. You are now known as “The Thing Guy” on several websites (despite not being a guy). People screenshot it and crosspost it to other websites, and the comments are like “OH IT’S THE THING GUY AGAIN!”
three weeks later, you drop it like a stone. You still want to do it, but you have no more motivation, and you can’t force yourself to touch it again. Your brain just goes “bored now” and moves on.
Mere months later someone goes “hey, aren’t you The Thing Guy?”. You are suddenly smoking a cigarette. You take a deep drag. “Used to be, long ago… back in March”. They look at the calendar. It’s halfway through May.
they just dont fireball people to death like they used to anymore :/
can we all agree that being overdressed is a myth made up by boring stuffy people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to have fun
conversely, can we all agree that being underdressed is a myth made up by stuffy classist people who are too worried about other people’s lives and don’t want you to be comfortable or happy
holy shit
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
Jerboa facts please, if you have any? :o
very well, if you're going to twist my arm about it :)
adoradisgusting as they may be, god's saddest little desert meow meows have plush hairy little hobbit feets at the end of those long legs! the hair helps to insulate them from the hot desert sands as they skedaddle around all damn day in the sun.
My trailcam captures such majestic moments
That last one is so funny to me
I'm setting my trap, to catch the damn haiku bot. Quiet! Here it comes.
I’m setting my trap,
to catch the damn haiku bot.
Quiet! Here it comes.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Another potentially terrible interior design concept that I want to make one day: A pantry/storage space that's disguised as a bookshelf. Naturally I wouldn't slaughter good and beautiful books that anyone would want to have, but there's probably plenty of books that'll go to recycling anyway that you could get from library purges and the rejects shelf of flea markets and second hand stores.









