i think banishment is the funniest possible spell you can cast on someone. like i'm not even going to fight you. YOU'RE going to leave. you have no choice.
a guy i banished to the desert 10 years ago finally tracks me down after years of plotting his revenge and i immediately banish him to the desert again
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you come into my home uninvited and tell me how i should arrange my furniture? what a fool you are. skeleton divine death blast
Girl with Pearl Earring, at the museum - Johannes Vermeer
teachers in the 90s-00s: If you’re writing a formal letter in a business setting, remember to use a colon instead of a comma in the salutation.
formal letters in a business setting: thnaks! -sent from my Samsung RH2777AT HomePAD Internet Refrigerator
this guy just showed us what he’s eating by setting it to his spray and rejoining the server
Elden Ring is great I'll see a teleporter and go "Damn I don't remember where this one goes, please floor message give me some insight on to where this leads" and the floor's like
