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Genders are gay. Pronouns: none. Do not refer to me. https://linktr.ee/genlmn

it seems people don't understand. a GLUP SHITTO is a character in a very popular piece of media (like star wars) that if you asked a random person or even a casual fan, they wouldn't know who the fuck that is. a BLORBO is just your little guy. can be any kind of character they're just your little GUY. a POOR LITTLE MEOW MEOW is a villain, usually with a sad backstory, who you are defending and woobifying. they've done WRONG. not everyone can be a poor little meow meow. just because they're pathetic doesn't mean they're a meow meow that mf had to commit CRIMES. if you want a pathetic little fucker of any moral persuasion that is a BABYGIRL. usually male, doesn't have to be. just has to be kind of fucked up. get your terminology CORRECT

Does anybody knows who drew this piece?

From what I’ve gleamed, it was drawn by a 4chan user and it caused such an uproar the thread was deleted. Anybody knows who the artist was, or is it lost to the sands of internet anonymity and time?

I tried. It only showed me other pics of TOH and Hilda. Tineye just took me to an image hosting site, but they didn’t know either (it was tagged ‘artist request’).

>go on 4chan’s /co/ board >theyre arguing bout the best modern female cartoon protag >theyre all wrong - it’s hilda >post the best goddamn fanart ever, with all of the characters well drawn in their show’s style and on model - all to prove hilda’s superiority >everybody loses their mind >leave >thread gets deleted without anybody knowing who you are

The Ghost and Molly McGee wasn’t even out yet when this was posted (Dec 16 2020). They were that sure of Hilda’s superiority.

Also I was wrong. They made a new thread specifically to express their hatred for all other protagonists.

Who are you, Anonymous No.119688597?

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Can I get a run down on who is presented and their shows? I’m sure I can name half of them or the show they are from no clue about the others though.

A: Hilda from Hilda B: Luz from The Owl House C: Anne from Amphibia D: Kipo from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts E: Miko from Glitch Techs F: Cleo from Cleopatra in Space G: Molly from The Ghost and Molly Mcgee H: Reggie from Twelve Forever  I: Carmen from Netflix’s Carmen Sandiego J: Adora from She-ra and the Princesses of Power K: Tulip from Infinity Train

This image resurfaces on Twitter every once in a while and I’m obsessed all over again.

the first sentient robot to realize deceased humans and animals can’t be repaired or backed up on a server is gonna be so devastated

Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudging a body: i fix Little robot, nudg

This is just the Rogue Servitors from Stellaris.

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An idea suddenly comes to me:

The robot is programmed to keep the crew safe. Normally this is patching up leaks in the hull and doing the dangerous job of refueling the reactor, but it was programmed for medical tasks as well. Once you’ve had to resolder a surface mount IC in zero-G, doing surgery is easy mode.

The robot’s been with them long enough, it was never designed to be sentient, but the self-learning systems plus being treated as a member of the crew means it’s getting closer.

But one day all the input stops. It doesn’t know what exactly happened, maybe a freak gamma ray event or some kind of virus the med-filters didn’t detect? But all the crew have stopped moving. It runs through its medical routines, trying the options in the encyclopedia. CPR doesn’t seem to help, asking them loudly to “wake up” does nothing, it even tries building a makeshift defibrillator out of the secondary plasma coupling. Nothing.

It finally comes to the page on Death in the encyclopedia, and reads it, with dawning sadness (or the closest thing a robot that was never programmed for emotions can feel). They won’t move again. They are permanently deactivated. The robot is alone, and it has failed them.

Unless… The robot notices a link at the bottom of the page.

See also:
* Necromancy

It’s eyes glow in the reflected light of a screen as it quickly reads the page. So there’s a chance after all? Cancel sending the mission update, there more important things to do with the deep space radio. Send all information on “necromancy” immediately.

The robot hums to itself as it reprograms the biosynthesizer for Goat, and looks into how it can create candles with the limited materials on hand. The deck 4 cargo bay would be best for making alchemical circles on the floor, but it will need to move the self-sealing stembolts to another location first. Perhaps Mx. Jormand’s quarters? They won’t be using them until this is complete, after all.

Finally. Something to do. There’s hope now.

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The air scrubbers kick into high as they quickly dissipate the cloud of sulfur that materialized in the center of the circle. He went classic today, seven feet tall, red skin, muscled upper body with goat-like legs below, extra large ram’s horns and enemy-save him, he ever wore a goatee. It seemed worth it, he hadn’t been summoned in a while, and he was feeling nostalgic.

Annoyingly long story of a robot summoning a demon to get necromancy powers under the readmore:

hope this uploads i need you guys to see this potion

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"don't tell the president I'm doing this, he'll cancel my citizenship"

"pursue your dumb ideas"

Potion of Time Stop [Cursed Item, Legendary] As an action you can consume this potion. This briefly stops the flow of time for everyone but yourself. No time passes for other creatures, while you take 1d4 + 1 turns in a row, during which you can use actions and move as normal. When the spell ends, you die instantly.

This man is the closest thing we have to a modern day alchemist.

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It feels like a reverse chocolate guy, i want him to stop at every step. Would love to study him tho.

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The real reason fantasy and sci fi book covers painted by human artists are superior to their AI-generated counterparts is that when the AI gets everything wrong it's almost always a trivial exercise to figure out what prompt it was given and how it free-associated its way to the result, but a human artist will hit you with an elaborately laid out black-velvet rendering of a scene which absolutely does not happen in the book, populated by people who in spite of their distinctive and wildly eccentric designs are not identifiable as any specific character, and the challenge of puzzling out what the fuck they thought they were painting is often more interesting than the actual book.

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The book: Paint-by-numbers Tolkienesque fantasy.

The cover artist: Fuck you, here's a cowboy on a spaceship.

Me: This is the happiest day of my life.

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The cover art spec: A medieval warrior with a magic sword fights orcs in some ancient ruins.

The art-generating AI: I drew a medieval warrior with a magic sword fighting orcs in some ancient ruins.

The human artist: I drew a dude wearing a Viking-themed BDSM harness wielding a lightsabre against a horde of jacked lion-men amid the wreckage of a crashed alien starship under the light of a triple sun. Also, one of the lion-men is being eaten by a pterodactyl. I don't remember why.

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.