Anonymous asked:
mad van life girlfriend tells her van life boyfriend to leave and then they just stand there bc Wheres he gonna go. Drive off?? WITH THEIR HOME??
You KNOW when vanlifers argue one drives off with their entire home until they have to come back because the other threatens to make a tiktok about it
I’m sorry but I just know van life influencer couples have a level of hatred towards eachother that most people will never experience towards another person in their life
- I can’t get ahold of Mikey cause we had a fight. We had a bad fight. - What’s the matter with you, huh? He’s the only friend you have. - Not anymore. I did too much to him.
Mikey and Nicky dir. Elaine May (1976)
Anonymous asked:
are U a scary movie kinda guy. do u like scary movie s. to me you kind of seem like a pussy.Sorry
WHEN I CAME BACK TO TUMBLR I WAS EXCLUSIVELY A HORROR BASED FILM BLOG
Sometimes you just have to lay down for a 30 minute nap and then wake up in a different century
Anonymous asked:
hi boy im going to pet u.like a kitty cat
This is the best site ever because I can be inactive for like a week and still get messages like this
types of girls: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home
thararescizor
What Do This Mean .
pure-lolita
i can’t explain my poetry often.
thararescizor
aight
Sometimes I wonder what the op of this post is doing now because if I got effortlessly roasted this hard I think it would change the course of my life forever
Anonymous asked:
Have u been to Jungle Jims the store. Its real. They have Elvis
yes this is actually where i sell my sherm and bath salts infusions as my side gig. elvis was my first customer we brought him back to life with 8 simple affordable treatments