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creacher

I've never related more to any one of these in my life-

The original two sentence horror

i would run-

my lunch !

Excuse me what your LUNCH?

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Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

Scrunch your face up like there is a literal hand in your mouth sometimes at the absurdity of some people.

Date a girlboss

Be green

Be a frog

drink bleach in memes

it sounds weird but whenever i'm out i put on my comfort face that shows no emotion other than annoyance and no matter what i think i keep it on anyway ??

Honestly, does anyone else do this because everyone I've told about it to has told me I'm weird

Honestly same, most of the time

At least from what I've been told xD

Same tbh, and they ask me if I’m mad. I’m not. This is just my neutral face xD

ditto-

they say i always look angry so i basicly always wear a mask-

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

I could use an axe to be honest

i wish i had a axe , ! i would do cool axe stuff ! .

don't check the cams i was not the one who was chaseing people with a hachet-

The original two sentence horror

i would run-

Wow I’m so okay right now. Nothing is wrong. I’m so normal. I’m just doing normal things. I’m very human. I’m great. I’m thriving. Im doing the very best. Im yes. Im just so normal. Humans are so normal. Wow im so cool. Im doing great. I’m so normal right now.

And here we can see a wild tumblr user, having taken a bite out of a raw capsicum (or pepper), incredibly(is confused the right word here? whatever i’m using it anyways) confused. It can be presumed the capsicum was spicy, unexpected, or something else. I for one personally enjoy biting into a raw capsicum hearing the flesh crunch between my jaws and pretending it is the bones of my enemies however i understand that is not everyone’s cup of tea, so to speak

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hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

Yeah.

Don’t Like That

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

I’m going back to bed

Everyone who contributed to me having to see this die

ditto

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

yes

ahaha... yea i would be dead within 30 mins if i had to survieve 30 mins in in certan fnaf locatons- a

I honestly have no fucking clue what happens on this site one moment donkey kong is trans the other moment shaggy killed god

true doe idk

Matthew Lillard himself joined in on the meme

god has entered the chat

yes

swan battle ship the baby swans will go off the boat and attack the fish then run back to the ship

that feel

Except it’s school for me 😒

this is what i wanna do when i get home after doing a long day of stuff

i hate shark slander. theyre literally just sitting in their own living room

he doesn’t know wtf is going on

idk shark