DNI:
- proshippers
- terfs, homophobes
- racists
*Anyone from subgroups of these categories listed (i.e., neonazis, lolicons, etc.)*
sigh. toh x voltron au. but mostly lumity klance.
i have seen 3 different takes IN A ROW of xenk from the dnd movie OBVIOUSLY representing:
- the DM's friend who wanted to bring his high level character in to play for one session
- an NPC the DM realized was OP and couldn't let stay with the party
- the one friend in the group whose schedule is never open, so the one time they actually make it they get to do all the coolest bits to make up for that
and none of these are wrong.
In my boredom, I assigned each of the Mane Six from MLP as DnD classes...
I shared this with my friend, but this had to be posted somewhere, so I wanted to share this here!
Okay so. • Twilight is obviously a Wizard. She literally is an apprentice for Celestia and learns magic, so it was the obvious choice for her. I feel like she could be a Warlock too, but Wizard just fits the best.
• Fluttershy was also very obviously a Druid. Her entire thing is nature and animals, so it just fits. However, I could see her maybe being a Cleric (she would totally be the main healer of the group regardless) or a Ranger (but only for the skills since she's pretty knowledgable on nature stuff).
• Appledash gives MAJOR Paladin energy. Idk how else to explain it, she just fits as the Paladin, but I could see her being a Monk too. Paladin just makes the most sense with her. She's super strong and loyal, which is perfect for a classic Paladin.
• Pinkiepie is a Bard. I don't need to explain more lmao. She literally exudes Bard energy, so this was the most obvious choice to make.
• Rainbowdash is probably a dex-based Fighter. She was a bit tough. Originally I said Barbarian or Fighter, but I realized Barbarian doesn't fit as much as I thought. I could totally see her wanting to play as a Barbarian though! My friend also said that she could be a Monk or a Rogue. I could see her being a Monk too, but I didn't think she would be a Rogue based on the fact that she's very boisterous and would be horrible at stealth lol. She gives a lot of the chaotic energy a Rogue gives though, that's for sure!
•Rarity is likely a multi-classed Bard/Rogue. She was the toughest to chose for. She doesn't outright give any of the traits or energy one class has, so I couldn't just look at her and go, "Oh she's definitely [blank]." I eventually settled on this multi-class though since she's very flashy like most Bards, and she would be great at sleight of hand checks. I don't think she would be great at stealth due to how flashy she is, but it make sense she would be great at sleight of hand b/c of her sewing. I think these fit them the most, but I'm sure there's other classes that would make sense for them! I was just bored, so this is what I came up with.
youll try to watch mob psycho because youre bored and youll end up getting taken by the fucking shoulders and shaken and told there is a part of you that is more than capable of hurting other people there is a part of you that is ugly and angry and in pain there is a part of you that just wants to be loved and they are all part of the same thing and that thing is you and you need to be able to look it in the face and accept it if you want a chance at being happy. also look at this 28 year old man who could be soaked in milk and thrown against a wall to hear the wet slap
“Sorry, I’m not trying to be rude. I’m just really out of it today.”
A Very Merry Un-Birthday To You Today!
Wonderland au, Sabo is the Mad Hatter, Ace is the March Hare (I really made him more like a rabbit than a hare), Luffy is the Dormouse.
That one ask i got from @gokillamoth awoke something sinister within me. I might have to make more of this or something idk...
the second pic references this post by @vergilbergart
Bonus:
ritsu silly moments compilation
- getting up in the middle of the night to try to bend water because maybe, just maybe, this time he’ll randomly unlock his psychic powers
- having a mental breakdown in the middle of crossing the street and having a bunch of flashbacks while unlocking his joker arc but all the flashbacks are just people telling him how cool and smart he is
- getting a card with an address from a random stranger who knows his (brother’s) full name and address somehow telling him he’ll help him unlock his psychic powers, showing up to that location, it being normal ass apartment buildings, and instead of being like “oh im about to be kidnapped i need to get the fuck out of here” hes just like “wtf this isnt a lab this is an apartment complex you lied to me >:(”
- getting so stressed out about helping frame some kid for licking girls recorders that he actually unlocks his psychic powers
- meeting an evil spirit who claims he can help him control his psychic powers if he lets him posses him and going “sure, why not, seems legit” when the spirit is literally planning to take his body and not give it back
- threatening to fold a guys car in half for no fucking reason
- just going around beating the shit out of random middle school delinquents to. idk. grind for exp?
- meeting a kid with a giant wig and thinking that his brain is huge
- being confronted by his older brother and blasting him backwards with psychic powers then going “damn i missed :/” like what were you trying to do??? kill him???????
- being like “i HATE you nii-san >:( you mean NOTHING to me >:(” until he watches mob get the shit beat out of him then going “wait no i didnt mean it :(”
- seeing some guy picking on his older brother and trying to strangle him TO DEATH???
- some kid he met once while he was kidnapped by terrorists (who beat him into unconsciousness then sent an old man to the core of the earth) showing up at his door and trying to convince his parents they just won a free spa trip and just going with it for the bit i guess
- being so annoyed with reigen that he just lets an evil spirit bite him to get out of being dragged to future exorcism jobs
- standing on top of a roof surveying the ruined city created by his brothers emotional meltdown and saying “this is overkill”
He’s so poetically sad and pathetic
