mostly void, partially stars

@jumpingjaverts / jumpingjaverts.tumblr.com

geography/earth science major 🤪
Anonymous asked:

your post about your grandma being tumblr famous has made its way onto youtube. pm seymours video titled Regular Jeff and also the newest binge compilation which is just his recent videos all smushed into one. your grandmas youtube famous now

Bless this

Anonymous asked:

YOUR POST ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA WAS IN A PM SEMOUR VIDEO

LMAO I’m totally gonna show my grandma she will be thrilled

Anonymous asked:

i- i’m sorry, but like,, we’re you the person with the cannibal babysitter?

yes i made the post, no I didn’t have a cannibal babysitter. I pulled that shit out of my ass when I was 12 because I was watching hannibal lmao I didn’t think anyone would take it seriousl and then people took it Very seriously

Anonymous asked:

Haven't you eaten enough

I can't tell if this is thoughtful or threatening but I vibe with it

Anonymous asked:

Hi I saw a post of yours on Instagram and I wanna know, did you figure out what was wrong with you in 2013?

I was 14 we were all weird, but I was particularly poisoned by being deep deep into tumblr and being wildly into harry potter/ superwholock

Anonymous asked:

Aren't you the "kill my kid if they don't like my fandoms" person?

yep! every time this goes viral some of my IRL friends send me screenshots from insta meme pages to remind me I said that a decade ago

Anonymous asked:

How old were you when you posted the outlaw joke? People usually don’t stay on tumblr 7 years I’m impressed. This isn’t a judgment I’m just suprised lol

just had to research to remember this but I was almost 15. I don't really use social media much anymore at all but I'm 22 now lmaoo. I love yall tho

Anonymous asked:

How’s your grama doing?

she's doing great!! she still loves that her dumb joke she stole from someone went viral and now she makes edibles and gets mad when I call her walter white

Anonymous asked:

In high school we had to watch this digital footprint thing like every year and then write a paragraph about a time that we/a friend had something online that blew up in our faces, but I always phoned it in and just wrote about the cannibal babysitter post lmao (just graduated college in July btw 🤪)

I am so glad to hear this. Genuinely made me LOL

And now that we're all grown just please everyone understand that the post was straight up made up. I literally just failed to make an edgy joke bc I wrote it at 3am past my bedtime when I was literally 13. I'm glad I provided so much entertainment though LMAO

its been almost a decade since I was popular on here but lo and behold, I talked about it at work and someone remembered me. my popularity transcends space and time

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

hi! its been 4-5 years since the original post. and my grandma still appreciates yall. carry on