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july ✨ 22 ✨ he/they/it ✨ art requests: open! ✨ writing requests: open! ✨ blog content sometimes suggestive/nsft
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julyrism

hi i'm july welcome to my blog!!!

i'm 22 years old and use he/they/it pronouns!

this blog sometimes contains suggestive/nsft content, which will be tagged "suggestive" or "suggestive text".

i don't use the queue system bc i am a mess, thank you for understanding <3

i take art and short writing requests!!

my main fandoms are:

  • stardew valley
  • elder scrolls (mostly skyrim)
  • resident evil 8 (the only game out of that series that i know, but i love it)
  • the stanley parable
  • final fantasy xiv (I HAVE NOT FINISHED THE GAME, i only just started stormblood, please no spoilers)
  • many more that i can't think of off the top of my head but i will add them over time!!!

you can also ask about my ocs!!! i will love you forever if you do.

i will NOT do requests that:

  • i feel fall outside my skill level
  • promote hate or bigotry
  • just do not pass the vibe check

i MIGHT do suggestive/nsft requests. i will decide these on a case-by-case basis

feel free to message me or send an ask!! i love making friends 💛

thanks for reading!!

#pinned post#about me
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myreygn

people my age who didn't grow up watching phineas and ferb are beyond me. you don't like fun? joy? british people? whimsy little boys with strangely shaped heads building weird machines? you never listened to award winning banger ain't got rhythm? you never got to experience the life-changing nature of squirrels in my pants? you're telling me the sheer existence of vanessa doofenshmirtz wasn't some kind of awakening for little you? you don't know about the giant floating baby head? the fireside girls? the ooca? the mustache aliens? the excitement and tension of awaiting the one line ferb is inevitably gonna drop by the end of the episode? whatever the platypus and the pharmacist got going on? you don't know who buford is?

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viiioca

one of my favorite bits of minor coerthan lore is that there's an abandoned castrum (castrum aquilonis) that they stopped construction on because of how tremendously shitty coerthan weather is now. the garleans -- from garlemald! notorious for its harsh conditions and shitty weather! -- took one look around coerthas and said, "actually, fuck this."

this is after they sent a spy to infiltrate ishgard & lost her. thing is, lucia received the ranking of "goe" before her defection: that places her at the same social rank as rulers of imperial territories and provinces, and among the frumentarii, it would indicate leadership. she was not just a normal field operative, she was a major resource for the empire. and she took one look at aymeric and said, "ummmm yeah i'm catholic now."

ishgard racking up Ws and clowning on the most powerful country in the known world at every turn just by existing in the mountains and having cold weather and hot elves. that is so funny to me

#HELP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#mood @ lucia tho that part was so relatable#my wol not even having anything to defect from: bye ma im moving to ishgard
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steampoweredwerehog
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dankmemeuniversity
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nitocrisss

dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

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owlinadayswork
“You’re the only you we’ve got”
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askfordoodles

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

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pixelcatsend

We have dates! The next opening will be from Friday, August 11th at 18:00 to Sunday, August 13th at 18:00! (Times in EDT)

Pixel Cat's End is a virtual pet site where you collect and manage a village of cat-like creatures. You can dress them up, give them jobs, build and decorate their homes, and take them on tabletop-rpg-style adventures.

Come down and get yourself some small, round little kitty not-cats! Features:

  • The tiniest baby kittens you have ever seen in your entire life.
  • A very slow/casual-paced game that you can easily keep up with even if busy with work or school.
  • Say goodbye to the gender binary.
  • Giant (friendly) magical moose with hundreds of eyes, if that sweetens the deal for you.

Some future features:

  • Ascend your cats to their final form and give them antlers, wings, and spare eyes.
  • Mercats. Yes, you heard me. Mermaid kitties with little fishie tails and fluffy kitty pawsies. They will be yours.
  • Magical kitty cat powers (and terrible consequences for unlocking the secrets of the universe).

Find us at pixelcatsend dot com

#dearest followers. check this game out
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incense-and-iron

Having to do this on mobile because I HATE the new layout for desktop. Anyway I've been told I'm WRONG about the version of this pokemon I like >:( I won't say which one is better, but we all know which one is REALLY better.

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incense-and-iron

I forgot to add to the original post but, reblog for more people (non-pokemon/starter level pokemon fans highly encouraged to also vote!!!) and feel free to say why you picked which one in the tags.

#leg purely bc C H O N K#(doesnt know anything abt pokemon)