the very spirit of vexation

This tweet has changed my life btw

Here’s a guide of what I’ve determined the meanings to be

walking around - self explanatory

fellowship - hanging out with friends

deliciousness - having something tasty

transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)

goofing - having a good laugh at smth

amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve

coitus - fuckin’

enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something

wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights

quick what is everyone doing right now

[ID: Three images; the title of a reddit thread, and two comments from the thread pasted onto 'Severance' screenshots.

1st - White text on a black background, "You can have sex with one real person from all of human history-- who is your ultimate lay?"

2nd - Mark S. typing at his office computer with a neutral expression. The comment says, "I'd like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding 'the one' is she may die young and leave you wanting."

3rd - Dylan G. at his desk, but sitting sideways to face out towards the viewer. He's grinning slightly, with his head tilted and his eyebrows raised. The comment says, "I also choose this guy's dead wife."

/End ID].

what most people don’t understand is that ooh girl shock me like an electric eel baby girl turn me on with your electric feel

Idk why I find this little interaction so funny where Peeta is excited to share wrong information with Finnick and he doesn’t even entertain him but Katniss does. Like I just know Finnick was like wow I’m putting my whole life at risk for these two people who share a singular neuron. 🫥

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

One of the funniest things about the whole show is how House thinks he's the one In Charge of their relationship but literally episode one starts with Wilson saying "my cousin is sick please help 🥺" and House immediately drops all of the nothing he was doing to help. And then it turns out Wilson was just fucking lying about it lmao male wife manipulate mansplain or whatever I love this show

Ghost pipes are a non-photosynthesizing plant.

Flamingos are a non-photosynthesizing non-plant.

my favourite thing about this silly show are wilsons little expressions

his wife filled the house with chintz, to keep it real I descend into the ever-changing maze only to never return

sorry i turned him into a kittycat

every time I have to tell my roommates something that is ticking me off I send it as the destiel love confession meme to avoid getting big mad

out of curiosity do you know what the URL of the person your reblogging from refers to/means?

I would not call myself a fan of women's wrestling given that I have not ever actually watched it BUT I am definitely a fan of homoerotic women's wrestling gifs. those I enjoy immensely

Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"

And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"

So "Him, it's just fucking"

Which I think is even more hilarious