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tried it once it wrecked my life

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jules | they/she/he twt moots please still love me when u find out i used to be a spn stan

Jason wanted to clap but didn’t have anywhere to set his cup so him and Hale just…

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Predictions for Sherlock season 5: sherlock confesses his love to John, then immediately gets hit by a train and dies, then John gets IMPALED ON A RUSTY STICK 3 days later, but don't worry, Mycroft gets married to a random lady and dies of old age

I think dean should have known right off the bat that Cas would be a passive aggressive husband when he deadass dragged him all the way back from hell and brought him back to life but then was like "dig yourself out of your coffin."

Will, strums a chord: Toss a coin to your witcher...
Halt:
Halt: Wtf?
Will: Toss a coin to your ranger...
Will: O'Valley of Coffee
When a humble bard
Graced a ride along
With Halt of Araluen
Along came this song

 

From when the Ranger fought
A pale-haired devil
His army of bears
At his command did they revel

 

They came after me
With masterful deceit
Broke down my mandola
And they kicked in my teeth

 

While the devil’s sword
Beat our bow and arrow
And so cried the Ranger
He causes him harrow

 

Toss a coin to your Ranger
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’

 

Toss a coin to Your Ranger
O’ Valley of Coffee

 

At the edge of the ridge
Fights on the firey bridge
That bashes and breaks you
And brings you to mourn

 

He throws every goat
Deep into the moat
Far from the high throne
From whence they came

 

He wiped out your cult
Brother gave him an assault
He’s a friend of humanity
So give him no insult

 

That’s my epic story
Our champion of victory
Defeated the villain
Now pour him some coffee

 

Toss a coin to your Ranger
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’ Valley of Coffee

O’

 

Toss a coin to your Ranger
And friend of humanity

 

Toss a coin to your Ranger
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’
And friend of humanity

 

Toss a coin to your Ranger
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’ Valley of Coffee
O’

 

Toss a coin to your Ranger
A friend of humanity

THIS IS BEST FUCKINH THING OF THIS YEAR

BEAUTIFUL

Awesome!

nothing is better than finding a walking stick

*out in nature* *sees a thick n smooth stick that’s as tall as me* oh fuck. oh fuck yes. i have magic now

WHEN PERSON A GENTLY TOUCHES PERSON B’S SCARS  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

when person b is so accustomed to violence that they don’t know how to react to gentle touch (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

*whispers* touchstarved

I read “cars” and was v confused for a sec.