you put the tart in poptart

Okay so BIRTHDAY #27 was the BEST birthday I have EVER had. Not only did I get to go walk on the sun’s surface AKA Orlando, but my boo Lowe ( @wolfcubme ) flew down JUST FOR ME! ❤️ From the chocolate museum to Wonder Works to the Orlando Eye, all the way to the comedy show to see Godfrey, it was a movie! So here’s to 27 and all the magic I know it has to give. I’m starting the year with love coming from all directions and nowhere to go but up. I’m the happiest, heaviest, darkest, most successful and most loved I have EVER been. Thank you all for the wishes and love. Here’s to another year I’m blessed to be able to share with you all. ✨

i wish someone had included pictures of what he really looks like 10 years from now

Pink marshmallow vibes

@highlifeflylife

people are STILL OUT HERE IN 2018 W BLACK TEXT ON DARK PURPLE AND DARK BLUE BACKGROUNDS. WHY.

lads, literally the very first rule of web design is READABILITY.

you have to have contrast between your background and your text.

like…….you pretty much can’t have a dark background if you have black text because it’s super difficult to read; if i have to highlight and puzzle out what your text says because it’s two shades different than your background? i and 95% of people looking at your page are going to hit that back button REAL fast

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) - Deleted Scene

Catalunya, Spain, May 23, 2018, India Ame’ye, Pictured

“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” - Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel

So i ordered Round Table today online and in the “special instructions” i wrote “draw your favorite attack on titan character”. This is what i got…

theyre right u kno

Bald Head Island | North Carolina (by Ron Chapple)

Sis, buy and wear that two piece.

Kelly Price

The Nine-Nine just got 86’d.

Fox has canceled Brooklyn Nine-Nine, the network confirmed Thursday.

Those behind the highly regarded cop comedy starring Andy Samberg and Andre Braugher were once again bracing for a last-minute verdict on renewal, but not with this outcome. The show has continued to grow in buzz and critical praise in season 5, though not in the Nielsens: Season 5 averaged 2.7 million viewers and a 1.2 rating in the key 18-to-49-year-old demo, versus season 4 averages of 2.9 million viewers and a 1.3 rating among 18-to-49-year olds. A schedule shuffle had seemed to help Brooklyn’s case for renewal. The series, which began the season airing on Tuesdays before going on hiatus, perked up in the ratings when it was returned to the air on Sunday months ahead of schedule, as Ghosted’s retooled return was delayed.

Brooklyn hit the 100th-episode milestone earlier this season, and it has served as the second-longest-running live-action Fox comedy, behind New Girl. In recent years, the show with a silly side has thrived by tackling more serious topics such as racial profiling, corruption in the law, or sexuality; last week’s episode dealt with an active shooter situation. Asked recently about the show’s chances of scoring a sixth season, Samberg said, “I’m obviously hopeful. I love making it. I think we’ve had an incredible season. I feel really proud of the episodes. I feel like we’ve had a really nice upswell culturally. There was a lot of attention around the 99th episode and we got a lot of love during the Olympics, which was really cool. And there was a lot of really beautiful attention paid to the development with Rosa [Stephanie Beatriz] coming out as bi. I certainly feel we’re in a good place, but as to whether or not we get more, that’s obviously far beyond my reach. But fingers crossed.”

“I think we’re all super-optimistic,” Brooklyn star Melissa Fumero added. “Everyone wants to do at least one more season. Everybody feels like we’re not done. There’s more story to tell, there’s more fun stuff to do with this incredible ensemble of characters. It was a great sign that they brought us back on Sundays, and they brought us back earlier.”

Brooklyn‘s season 5 finale — which centers on Jake and Amy’s wedding, and now will serve as the series finale — airs May 20. To see first-look photos from the episode, click here.

Though the news is grim, there is a chance that Brooklyn could wind up in the hands of another network or a streaming service, much like what happened with The Mindy Project.

Created by Dan Goor and Parks and Recreation overlord Michael Schur, Brooklyn Nine-Nine also stars Chelsea Peretti, Joe Lo Truglio, Terry Crews, Dirk Blocker, and Joel McKinnon Miller.

Fox also axed another veteran comedy, The Last Man on Earth, which you can read about here, as well as sophomore comedy The Mick.

Things we can do to help get b99 renewed:

- tweet @hulu & @netflix about picking up the show

- request it at netflix’s website Here

- request it via hulu’s media team (media@hulu.com)

- use #saveb99 #brooklyn99

Sign the petition Here

His factory is located in the Bay area with some of the highest rents of anywhere on Earth, pays his workers 30% below industry standard, since 2012 Tesla as been cited by OSHA for twice as many safety violations as similar companies, Tesla employees receive fewer benefits than employees as other auto makers, Musk has been openly and aggressively anti-union and says unions would make Tesla less competitive as a company. He’s personally worth $20 billion and was the largest shareholder of PayPal when he left the company in the early 2000s (PayPal has an insanely sordid history of its own).

He’s a shit goblin whose family wealth was built on Apartheix era injustice and exploitation. SpaceX is cool only if you arent aware that the ONLY reason it exists is because of lobbying that has defunded NASA to the point that it must contract out public resources to private companies like SpaceX if it wants to continue doing space missions and research.

Elon is also a Rockabilly so fuck that stone faced moon ghoul on every level