reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

this is my favourite thing

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

BLISSFOLLY

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

Identifying INFPs

- huge cryptid vibes, probably looks for bigfoot on the weekends or has asked baba yaga on a date

- wakes up as late as possible and often has insomnia for one reason or another 

- the friend with the WEIRDEST dreams, not daydreams, just normal dreams, probably very similar in style to Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

- if you insult their fandoms (even by critiquing them constructively), you insult their honor and they will break down

- cries a LOT but only a few people know exactly how much, usually just their s/o, one friend, and the people they live with

- they have friends but for some reason they forget that they have them pretty often

- realllllllly bad at making the first move, probably needs BARE MINIMUM 4 months to make any kind of interpersonal decision

- also generally indecisive, always the friend who takes a while to order their food

- usually a bad driver and kind of proud of it, I have known some who flaunt that they watch anime while driving (conversely, doesn’t know they’re a bad driver and insists that they’re fine even though they’re 15 miles above the speed limit)

- has the most beautiful poet brain, probably writes you love letters and stories, definitely expects them in return regardless of what kind of relationship you have

- has an emotional style of texting, uses a lot of emojis or emoticons, keysmashes, and the amount they text you per text is super dependent on how much they know you exist and/or like you

- ghosts people without realizing it because they’re deathly afraid of confrontation

- really, their greatest fears are (in no particular order) 1) do other people think I’m not smart? 2) will I hurt someone’s feelings? 3) is someone hurting my feelings? 4) will I be able to live adventurously without money? 

- LOVES LANGUAGES, they want to travel abroad more than anything sometimes, foreign countries are their escapism

- 99% chance that they have tried to learn French at some point in their life, the other 1% is reserved for other romance languages taking priority

- afraid that they may have commitment issues

- can feel really distant sometimes because they’re always internalizing their feelings 

- very prone to being high/drunk, often can easily become addicted if it becomes their chosen emotional escapism  

- caught between living a cottagecore life in the forest and living in a city full of culture

- tries not to lie and wants to be authentic but often does accidentally because they’re insecure about how people see them

- wants to be with someone who takes care of them because they often are not great at it 

- will go with you on any adventure so long as you take care of the planning 

- when you fight with them it will really fuck you up for the rest of your life and they will feel that way for a long time too 

- they are magpies and want little gifts that reminded you of them, often just a little flower will do, maybe a poem, or a painting 

- ART MUSEUM DATES will make them loose their shit they love them so much and want to kiss you in front of all the paintings and make the remark that you two are the best masterpiece there

- gushy soft squishy babies, you will call them many things and all of the things will be something exactly like that (if you can be around an INFP without calling them baby respectfully then I don’t know who you are)

- lovecore. that’s really it. they’re in love with love and love doesn’t always love them back.

we all know about astrology lesbians, but i'd like to submit for your consideration: mbti bisexuals

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

this is my favourite thing

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

This really worked I wished for an iPhone 6 and I got a fucking iPhone 6

HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED

@fuck-yo-feelingsss OMGG FATIMA MY WISH IS GONNA COME TRUE 😂😂

BLISSFOLLY

THIS WORKS, IVE USED IT SO MANY TIMES AND ONLY REALISE IT WORKS NOW THAT I LOOK BACK AND SEE HOW THINGS WORKED OUT OMF

Yo. This actually works lol

Reblog forever.

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

Book : She was …

Film:

netflix really needs an option that says "i started watching this and it sucked so i turned it off, please stop telling me to continue watching it"

gfjdgnfjgk this punk ass bitch really tried it and she fucking obliterated him Im screaming 

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

i found the post again

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

The fact that Snape is one of the youngest if not THE youngest professor is fucking hilarious.

Like how does he get away with half the shit he does like almost everyone there has taught him since he was 11 and they just see this 21 year old just walk back in like "Sup fuckers I'm a professor now by force better so you better start treating me like one."

7th years in the school are like probably "Didn't this fucker graduate 3 years ago?"

Imagine being a fourth year who has done /said something to your classmate Snape and then in your 7th year he's your TEACHER

THAT'S LOCKHART THAT'S LITERALLY LOCKHART LIKE

1. He Went to School with Snape

2. Got taught by Snape

3. Became part of the Staff like Snape

And the Fact that he's acting like he knew shit about potions is hilarious cause you just got Snape in the corner like

"Listen here you little shit . I taught you. I've seen your test scores. I graded those shits and you coming in here talking about being able to come up with an antidote?...Sit down."

The more people reblog this the more shock I am that they didnt know Snape started teaching at like 21 and he's like 30 first book

People in the tags for the past week having been confused and going bananas so like we gonna forget about the movies. Because the movies got it all wrong

Snape is 31

Hagrid is 63

Professor Mcgonagall is 56

Lupin and Sirius and Peter (3rd movie/book) 33

Dumbledore is 112

Do what you will with this info fam

You forgot Burbage. In the books, she's in her twenties.

Bringing this back around, when Snape started teaching in Aug/September 1981, he was 21

In Aug/September 1981, Lockhart was 17 :')

lockhart, 17, never fucking learned how to read: actually professor ;-)

snape, professorially, as if he hasn’t just had his last growth spurt: on god, i’ll smack the shit out you. put—your hand—down.

@cokeworthcauldrons , your tags are fantastic

Me thinking about the fact that Scorpius Malfoy, despite literally suffering from his mother’s death, despite constantly being taunted and teased for being Voldemort’s son, despite dealing with all of Albus’s angsty teen drama, STILL remains a kind, compassionate, selfless, SUNSHINE of a person

Draco, who was determined to let the Malfoy bloodline die with him, because the Malfoy name was run through the muck and now means barely anything good anymore, and he doesn’t want to place that burden on an innocent child’s shoulders the way that burden was put on his when he was young.

Draco, who is petrified when Astoria confirms she is pregnant, both because it means that her blood curse will be accelerated due to the stress of the pregnancy, and because he is bringing a child into a world that isn’t entirely done healing.

Draco, who does everything he could to make things easier for Astoria, but he’s always so jumpy, and his nightmares increase until he can barely sleep, because the due date is arriving, and he is scared.

Draco, who looks into Scorpius’ face for the first time after he was born, and instantly feeling like his heart may burst with love.

Draco, who teases Astoria: “I thought he’d turn out to be a brunette, didn’t your Muggle science books say that brunettes have the dominant hair gene?”

Draco, who dives into fatherhood with exuberance. They have no house elves, he didn’t want any, so he learns domestic spells and tasks, even doing most tasks by hand. He always gets up at night to care for Scorpius when the babe cries, just to let Astoria sleep, and he doesn’t mind it, ever. How can he complain when he cuddles his infant son in his arms?

Draco, who was raised under the pureblood ideology, knowing how harmful it is, so he teaches Scorpius to be kind. To respect others for their character, not their blood status or wealth status. To empathize and sympathize and love.

Draco, who gets Scorpius a toy broomstick when Scorpius was three, only to regret it because Scorpius just zooms all over the place on that thing and he’s constantly running after that boy, and he can hear Astoria laughing.

Draco, who’s very affectionate with Scorpius, never denying his son anything. A kiss on the cheek, a big bear hug, a chance to play, he does it all, and he soaks up every moment, commits every second to his memories, in order to chase away the older, bad memories in his mind.

Draco, who sees Scorpius’ smile, and sees Astoria in him.

Draco, who has to eventually explain to Scorpius why some people treat the Malfoys so coldly. Who’s heart breaks when he has to explain to his only child – in age appropriate ways – all the horrible things their family did in order to survive a War, and how their name is tarnished and people will look down on Scorpius as a result.

“It’s going to be hard. Their words will get to you, I can’t deny that or tell you to grow thick skin. All I can do is warn you, reassure you that you’re a good person, better than I ever was at your age. And no matter what you do in life, no matter how hard it gets, I still love you and I’ll protect you to the best of my abilities. But there will be some things I just can’t protect you from, and I’m so sorry.”

Draco, who’s anxiety shoots through the roof when Scorpius is ten and gets his Hogwarts letter. He knows the bullying may start there, he knows people may ostracize Scorpius for his family’s name, not for who he is, and he spends that summer filling Scorpius with as much wisdom and love and warnings as he can provide.

Draco, who, after many many years of no contact, finally sees the Potters and the Granger-Weasleys for the first time at King’s Cross. The Golden Trio hold no hostility in their eyes, so he feels a little safe to give them a nod in greeting, and Hermione even offers a smile.

Draco, who openly cries when the Hogwarts Express finally takes his son to Hogwarts, because now the house feels a little more empty.

Draco Malfoy, a man who adores his child.

Gryffindor and Slytherin tables & Draco and Harry across the Great Hall

Inspired by this post about how no one realizes that Gryffindor and Slytherin tables are on the opposite sides of the Great Hall because of how Harry is always able to see what Draco’s doing through two tables, here are some quotes for scientific puposes. (I mean seriously, Harry is able to notice Draco’s expression, like how, do you have zooming option in your glasses, Harry?)

And so that you can visualize it properly:

NOW WHAT THE HELL

Because in all this commotion and clatter of owls and kids, Draco and Harry notice if one or the other gets any letters or packages. Obviously.

– HP & The Philosopher’s Stone

1. Draco noticed Harry’s new jumper and was talking loud enough so that Harry could hear him

2. Harry could actually hear him from the other end of the Great Hall AND IT WAS FRIGGIN CHRISTMAS, imagine all the noises

– HP & The Chamber of Secrets

HE SHOUTED ACROSS THE GREAT HALL

– HP & The Goblet of Fire

– HP & The Order of the Phoenix

Wait, so you’re trying to tell me Harry saw Draco making his fork hover in midair across the Great Hall? Wow Harry, and I thought you had a shitty eyesight. Your gaysight’s never been better tho.

Like fuck, he’ll go hungry all day

Obviously. Harry is like “that little shit I hate him” but at the same time “okay now where’s Malfoy I miss him already”

– HP & The Half-Blood Prince

Not to mention all the times Draco and Harry casually passed Gryffindor/Slytherin tables just for the sake of seeing or taunting one another

i actually hate how jk rowling says that fan shouldn’t like draco. like, i really really hate it. like, draco is a compelling and interesting character and has so much depth to him, depth that rowling never dug into. and i hate how she pretends it’s not there and that draco is just so unlikable when actually he’s a lot more likable than some other characters that she likes more

It’s so bizarre to me too because she is the same person who portrayed Regulus Black, who was raised in a pureblood, pro-Voldemort family, became a death eater at a young age and then regretted it, as sympathetic. She’s the same person who gave redemption arcs to Dumbledore and FREAKING SNAPE. Not to mention how we’re just supposed to accept that James Potter grew out of his bullying ways and became a lovely person, even though he had literally no reason for treating Snape that way. 

She’s the person who gave Draco a unicorn wand core to represent that “there is still some unextinguished good in him.”

But she calls readers who think Draco’s character is interesting or at all sympathetic shallow. Just. ??????????????? 

Draco in book 6: *recognizes Harry even tho he’s invisible by the sound of his breathing and a half second glimpse of one of his sneakers*

Draco in book 7: “I can’t be sure.”

me, at work, thinking about how draco FINALLY got something positive in his life (astoria), only to have that positivity ripped away by a shitty death copout:

my brain whenever I find a new thing to fantasize about