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Komm,du kannst dabei sein wenn Mutanten übernehmen

@juliathedreadhead

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Eat better. Run more. Squat more. Sleep earlier. Wake up earlier. Make a good breakfast. Drink water. Eat fruits. Read books. Adventure. Talk less. Listen more. Feel deeper. Love better. Open your eyes. Experience life. Be happy.

my motivation to be happy. (via h-auptgewinn)

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-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.

CRYING I HAVE TO REBLOG IM SORRY OMFG

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ziusik

PINE. APPLE.

LOL THIS IS THE GREATEST.

If this doesn’t perfectly sum up the English language I don’t know what does

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Ich steh nicht auf Bad boys, ich steh auf Crackstreet Boys.

- ich feier’ mich immer noch für diesen Satz. (via dieterroristen)

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“Mir ist es egal, ob du schwarz, weiß, hetero, bisexuell, schwul, lesbisch, klein, groß, dick, dünn, reich oder arm bist. Wenn du nett zu mir bist, bin ich nett zu dir. So einfach ist das.”

Von Eminem, aber sagts keinem!

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mcdolans

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes