Let me tell you a thing or two about hurricane Patricia

Okay you guys must not even heard about this hurricane about to hit Mexico but if you have you might be thinking “oh well it’s not that bad”

Let me start with this: 

you see the one on the left? that’s Katrina. I’m also pretty sure we all know how that turned out.

see the one on the right? Well that’s Patricia. And I have front seat tickets to live that shit.

you see that white/gray thing? well my city is under that. My whole state disspaeared under that big ass cloud.

This is the biggest storm ever on the history of earth. 

We are under lockdown. They are sending us to shelters. The rain is getting harder and not even the government wants to tell us how bad it is. 

I have family living right by the shore and they still think that it’s not that bad but now I know that I might not see them ever again.

I’m not asking you to pray or to send help but I just wanted everyone to know how bad things are. And I don’t care if this is just a shout into the void I just felt like this needed to be said because I see that no one cares. You might think that it’s not your country so it’s not your problem but oh man how wrong can someone be. A lot of people are going to die today. Maybe my family or even me but I just need people to care. This is not about fandoms but it’s about people, and I think that’s even more important than which ship is the best.

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I hate dating. I hate the way people date now. I just want to be with the person I’m going to be with. I just want to know who I’m going to marry and start working towards building that life together. People nowadays date recklessly. We treat each other like we are trying on shoes: no matter how well something fits we still want to see how we look in something else. I want no part of that.

Fuck.

That analogy though fuck

I screwed up I screwed up so bad

you done fucked up

Officer: are you aware how fast you were going?

Me: Well my snapchat selfie says 65 mph…

Officer: omg add me

The Rock Lip Sync Shake It Off

This is beautiful

this is literally a religious experience

Oh my gaahhh😂😂

im literally sobbing tf delete this

oh man wtf

THIS WAS HARD TO WATCH

I’m too shocked to cry. Like all systems offline

Holy shit I started tearing up at work

Dang it. Tears everywhere.

IM CRYING SO HARD RN

CRYING WAY TO HARD AND WAY TO LOUDLY

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Cups Chocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot Chocolate The chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available. Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake Chocolate Raspberry Pistachio Tartlets Chocolate Pancake Cake The chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays. Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich

You’re welcome.

life,death,reincarnation,via makeup.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER WATCHED

I am amazed

Wow

put this on someone’s dash. now.

I LAUGHED SO HARD

I LOVE THIS

Brent’s head was closer to Matts dick then I’ll ever be bYe

OH MY GOD

Matts deep voice tho

#spreadpositivity ❤️

Y’all so hot and im so not #spreadpositivity