Murmuration of Starlings that looks like one huge bird

Me when i see a wild animal in a metropolitan area: reclaim your space, we are the invaders, retake what is yours

The Lion King (2019) dir. Jon Favreau

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

Bears kept stealing honey from a man’s bee farm so he turned them into honey tasters (x)

Can I edit my life ?

Fashion show? by Ian Brown

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as  they walk around on waterlillies and stuff. Like snowshoes, but for swamps.

Here’s an adult:

Another really interesting thing about Jacanas is that it’s the dad who does all the child rearing while mom goes off to lay more eggs. Amd their really good dads too! Plus look at how they Cary their babies around!:

All aboard the dadbus

It awesome and wholesome, but the baby legs make dad look like some alien arthropod monstrosity wearing a feather suit.

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

gordon ramsey: so what’s wrong with the restaurant? a staff member about to drag out every single bad and/or questionable thing their boss has ever done: 

Don’t forget that:

Reow

ReOw

ReopbfpbpfpbpfpOW

i love this cos it makes it sound like the dog made the rainbow. im so proud of her

tall girl (2019): “you think your life is hard. i’m a high school junior and i’m wearing size 13 nikes. mens 13 nikes. beat that.”

poc, lgbtq, disabled people, those going through poverty:

me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯