unleashes the horrors* upon ye
*all the buraiha/odango art i still like
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*all the buraiha/odango art i still like
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Okay just a random thought I came up with In Rangers Apprentice, the details about characters change every now and then. Most people believe those details change because John Flanagan just forgot but what if it was on purpose?
According to The Lost Stories, we only know about the rangers because their stories were found near Halts cottage right? So what if the details keep changing because the people that wrote down those stories weren't there to know the full details so they just made something up or thought they were right?
I mean, it's not unthinkable that some of the writers of their stories had never seen Crowley in real life so one came up with that he had blonde hair while he in real life he was a ginger.
The thing you have to keep in mind about Moby Dick is that it’s an explicitly anti-racist text written by a white guy in the 1850s. So you end up with stuff like Ishmael spending an entire paragraph complimenting a Polynesian guy on his skull shape.
Hello, Sherlock Holmes adaptation writer. I have trapped you in this room. It is fully furnished and comfortable. On the table, you will notice a copy of A Scandal in Bohemia by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, of which redistribution is perfectly legal, as the work is in the public domain. You will notice it is rather thin. You have 24 hours to read the approximately 8,550 words in this story. To exit this room, all you must do is summarize the plot of the story without referring to Irene Adler as a seductress or implying she is attracted to Sherlock Holmes. Good luck.
I made this last year when reading Dracula Daily, but I was too much of a coward to post it. Now I am no longer held back by earthly matters such as "reputation".
This is the original text from the book, but wildly misinterpreted. enjoy
"Will was lonely in Seacliff" my ass i bet this man got around there's no way he slept alone every night he's Will Treaty for god's sake let him sleep with people flanagan
reblog and put in the tags the similarity between you and your icon
What made you fall in love with Jaune?
His dad loser boy attitude captivated me
No but for real, when I started watching RWBY I did so very reluctantly, if you can believe that from how invested I am in it now. I’ve never been a big fan of fluffy school anime like School Rumble, no matter how much my friend tried to show it to me
And then, no kidding, the Jaunedice Arc happened
I know, I know, practically everyone in the fandom freaking hates this arc. But as is probably obvious by now, there’s nothing I like more than a when a character who is just trying their best gets their ass kicked at every turn
Jaune was already one of my favourites before that, but I wasn’t INVESTED until his whole scene on the roof
“I know I’m going through a hard time right now, but I’m not THAT depressed” while standing on the edge of a building and leaning out too far
“I’m tired of being the lovable idiot stuck in the tree while his friends fight for their lives” oh shit turns out our comedy relief character KNOWS his role and he freaking hates how helpless it makes him
“If I can’t do this on my own then what good am I?!” when all the evidence is showing that he CANT do this on his own, and he knows it, further cementing that holy shut this boy has the self-esteem of a damp rag
It’s just a great freaking scene, and Miles acts it fantastically
After six or seven episodes of Jaune being this background goofball getting stuck in trees and put through shenanigans, the hard left turn of him clearly KNOWING that he’s the universe’s comedy punching bag and HATING it?
Laughing off things an episode earlier and then holy shit our comedy relief character is like ACTUALLY suicidal and depressed, and it’s not being played as a joke?
Trying SO HARD to be more than what he is, breaking the law to hold up a legacy that is crushing him, all while clearly knowing in his heart that he’ll NEVER be enough to live up to it?
I mean how was I NOT supposed to fall in love with that
Jonathan this update: "Host crawled out of a window like a fucking lizard. I was stuck inside and I couldn't even shave! Zero stars would not visit again"
The reason Dracula crawled down from the walls of his castle instead of using the doors like a normal person is because he’s concerned that if he goes out the front door Jonathan will slip out between his legs like a cat
Erak made gay marriage legal so Hal and Stig could get married
When I think about American attitudes to parenting there's something that always comes to mind, but I don't know whether it's a real thing. All my life in American films and TV I've heard child characters addressing their dads as "sir" or being told off for not doing so.
Is that really a commonplace thing in American families, or is it just a shorthand way of showing that the character is a shitty dad?
There's still time to increase the sample size!