[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in
this post aged like a fine wine
this post has turned to vinegar
i forget that "blood and gore are hot" as an opinion is relatively normalized on tumblr and NOT in real life. #SOCIALBLUNDER
There is no hope for me. Whenever I see the numbers 21 and 9 I go "woahhhh.... the pilonts...." So when I found out how many amino acids are in the body and how many are irreplaceable. Ohhh boyyyy
woah,,,, the pilots car,,, you know what else had a car in it? fuckign. twent one plots songs.
already october. that'd freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven't
you gotta tell your cats theyre small. they dont know. you gotta tell em
"obsessive compulsive disorder"? ha....i think you mean i have a Philosopher's Soul. and also The Demon
God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
Instead of trying to digitally reverse age actors for The Hunt for Gollum I think they should abandon the script entirely and just put Viggo Mortensen in costume and film him chasing Andy Serkis in a leotard across the scenic landscapes of Aotearoa. Give Andy Serkis a head start. Viggo will probably become Aragorn several hours into the chase. Locals can aid or hinder as they see fit.
HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
my most toxic trait is that whenever i hold something you're meant to hit things with, i start feeling very different. Very powerful
My white ass would be corrupted by the demon blade so fast. Like you could not put me and the demon blade in the same room before i would be taking bodies and drinking the blood of former confidants
i think i'm okay with any pronouns however the ones you choose to refer to me with will effect the ending you get so make sure to read the guide if you're trying to unlock all of them
the way people used to use tone tags in 2020 makes me laugh in retrospect because in what world would you need to tag “good morning” as nonsexual. hi friend! /gen /pos /srs /nsx /hello /smiling /happy
something sinister is going down in the nearest beautiful mountain stream
not to be That Person but male-bodied people experience morning wood on the regular so why would this be surprising.
Saying ‘good morning’ to a person is already a bit in the queerplatonic zone (if you said ‘good morning’ to every single person you were ‘merely friends’ with, you’d have like a dozen different threads going on- it denotes a special place in your sphere) and since a lot of people conflate emotional closeness with romance and ergo sex, this makes perfect sense as a clarification
esp if the two people in question were queer, esp bi or pan
this is the FUNNIEST fucking website what is wrong with y'all lmao
Oh this post
You can tell people like this only have very limited interactions with people. Like, I'm not usually the type to text early in the morning but I absolutely would NOT assume that someone saying good morning had either a romantic or sexual intent behind it
But EVEN IF a sexual or romantic thought prompts one to say good morning, or hello, or anything like that, the recipient is SOOOOOO not entitled to know what kind of thought prompted a kind greeting lmao
People really are trying to reinvent new things to feel guilty about huh
so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge