Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥
they put guitars in it
the music
good lord there's instrumence in here
Told the ai to make a Lana del Rey song about Big Bass Pro Shops and it gave a love duet
*tough guy voice leaning up against bar smirking* yeah... im the kinda guy who cried so hard i threw up when i read about the mars rover decommissioning
People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate
Only children in the notes are so mad you'd think I asked them to share or something
additional only children that don’t know how to take a joke
ommg quit it!!! stop, you guys are making me so shy and giggly ^w^ hehehe *abruptly lashes out with my scorpion tail*
Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there
he got raptured
[SEMI-FINALS] Pearl & Marina (Splatoon) VS Bert & Ernie (Sesame Street)
this is kind of like a splatfest in a way
Honestly insane I haven't seen a single post about how a guy who made mod chips for Nintendo switches now has to pay 30% of his salary for the rest of his life to Nintendo after he was released from prison
Two articles on the topic. I have also seen on reddit that he was making around 45 thousand dollars a year before this, which... yeah. Absolutely horrid that Nintendo fucking does this, as if such a large corporation needs percentages from some guy's income. Fucking jell
it is not ethical to buy nintendo products, actually
actually fuck nintendo, this is just cruel, 25-30% of Gary's income means literally fuck all to a corporation like nintendo but will stop Gary Bowser from ever having a normal life after he already served his prison time
always a delight to find out that a goofy person is actually also very sincere
the true duality of man is silly-earnest
if i made tv shows i would insist on having those "previously on..." recaps at the start of each episode because they're fun and also so i could use one of them to show a series of events that definitely never happened in the story before being like "oops! wrong timeline lol" and cutting to the actual opening and never acknowledging what the fuck just happened again
i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package
i swear to god NOTHING makes me more pissed off then when everyone is like “oouheuehghoughough ough [thing] is so good it’s a classic you’ll love it” and they say it SO OFTEN that you resolve on principle to loathe [thing] with your entire being but when you actually get around to experiencing [thing] it literally IS That Good. physically trembling with rage at the fact that hamlet actually is one of the best plays ever written. DIE
hamletplinko
me when shakespeare plays actually DO have modern-day relevance and universal themes:
No but it really can be this simple sometimes.
The "enrichment in the enclosure" meme has a lot of truth to it. We need to shake things up a bit to keep happy. It doesn't have to be big, but if you ever feel stagnant or a little bluh try going on a walk on a route you haven't been in or something. It really does help.
Hermetecism is the spiritual belief in tightly sealed jars
CT, I beg of you, please elaborate
"Hermetically sealed" refers to the work of hermetic alchemists, who invented airtight sealable vessels for alchemical experimentation.
This is actually one of the few things that was actually kinda spiritually important to some alchemical practices. The ability to create a truly "sealed" vessel is a step closer to being able to create a true microcosm, an environment in which the grand works of god could be simulated in the small scale.
There are stories of hermetic alchemists being able to create boxes that cannot be opened no matter how much pressure is applied. These are probably just exaggerations, but the stories inspired Otto von Guericke.
He was 17th century polymath who invented the Guericke Hemispheres. Neat little things that used atmospheric pressure to create a nigh-impenetrable hermetic seal. His work is why we use the term outside of its original alchemical context.