Anonymous asked:
what that tongue game like?
weak. same goes for dick.
girl i got that good…that good for nothing
lea me alone
i'm not really a hater so much as a disliker. occasionally the fires of hate burn within me but mostly i just encounter things and go hm. don't like that.
i gave up 'recommending' things years ago. nowadays i just expose everyone i know to abnormally high background radiation for months to years before pushing them over the guard rails into the reactor soup the moment their guard is down
Do you think you could do a backflip?
Fuck no I'll die
screaming crying throwing up wailing losing it exploding dying
in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee
I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me
hey, does anyone want to lock antlers and drown together in a cold lake? it has to be weird.
someone please give me 200,000,000 in cash and like 2 ibuprofen you will not regret it
I think something very scary that is happening for the newer generation is that the invisible audience no longer exists. They’re not invisible, they’re right there, in their pocket all the time, and that is so physiologically damaging.
“he he ho ho elder millennial thinks technology is evil and Edison was a witch”
fucking no but don’t you remember in middle school when you were like “I’m horrible and everyone hates me” but you literally never had any evidence to back that up so you eventually grew out of it? Now imagine you had a little light box that people from all over the world could tell you that actually yeah they did hate you , and they could do it anonymously. Why do you think teens today are so fucking obsessed with cringe? Why do you think you haven’t seen a gen z horse girl? Like the audience isn’t invisible anymore and the kids have to perform form the second their born.
if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with sleepy bitch disease you may be entitled to
sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is
