a little obsessed with these I won’t lie

Artwork by Kristina Bustamente from 2014, she was a storyboard artist on Family Guy at the time!

Working with all mentally stable ppl is insane. I used to work in a warehouse full of autistic folks like myself so now I don't have anyone to talk about fnaf with

I'm really just speedrunning how to become an actual human being overnight. I feel like a snail got put into a human body and I have to learn how to communicate in a way that isn't talking about munching on a cucumber

OK this question has been bugging me all morning so y'all please let me know

bc ours did nd I never thought much of it as a kid but know I'm thinking about it and it feels kinda gross? so pls tell me if this experience was universal or not it will haunt me forever otherwise

what do you MEAN 40% of you fuckers didnt have a vomit bowl did you just obliterate your carpet when your stomach flu having ass woke up suddenly at 3am and needed to hurl IMMEDIATELY? did y'all just never ever get stomach bugs growing up??

some Storyboard and Conceptual design artwork for John Carpenter’s “the Thing”, by Mike Ploog.

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

you know her bush is adorned with elaborate braids representing a long family tradition of training a grip that could deglove your member if she so chose

dwarf pussy could shuck your foreskin off like a corn husk

Paris Is Burning, dir. Jennie Livingston (1990)

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

You7 are doing some Cocomelon shit to me

i....found a rare shoegaze tape. legit. band does not exist online. tape is at least 20 years old. This is so Sam

rare tape.

ok ok....track for you from rare tape. ripped by me

Tumblr has been increasingly malevolent recently and we can no longer just blame the Twitter refugees. No, something deeper is afoot.

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

I got the middle of various oceans three times, and then just off the coast of the Netherlands, which I guess might be potentially survivable if I’m very lucky and it wasn’t January.

Ocean twice more, and then I got Raga, South Sudan, which is apparently a town or village near a national park.  A quick Google shows that there’s an airport, a market, and something called a Humanitarian Hub, which sounds promising.  I’ll take that one!  

I got dropped in Michigan and I'm going to be honest: I don't like my chances.

so my roomates girlfriend just caught me in the kitchen and its so hard to play it cool when you never see this person you only hear her yowling like a cat in heat while her asshole gets played with so me, trying to act as casual as i possibly could, forgot i was holding an onion and not a delightful apple and bit into it fully expecting a honeycrisp but instead got the equiv of biting solid piss 

lol wtaf. i can’t read a single word of this paragraph

try you human brick 

OP why did it take you 2 years to respond to that comment

this is it. this is the funniest scooby doo clip

everyone knows this is the defunctland guy right

Me waking up after dying because i wished on a dandelion when i was 10 that i would be reborn into the YTP world

god told me this ia the funniest post ever