it's me.

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

55 year old who cannot go more than 2 minutes without saying a new slur they learned from tucker Carlson: "Why won't my kids talk to me :("

pony show is so good!!!

reblogging SPECIFICALLY for the End Note which is widely applicable

Cat generuletor

imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.

Reblog to give the person you reblogged from the ability to finish their WIPs

I haven't seen this version anywhere so I made one!

This flag is pissing off TERFs of course but i am seeing so much colorful JOY from trans lesbians and other lesbians in the notes like I've never seen a set of tags so happy before omg

my name is pingas parker. i was bitten by a radioactive Dinner and i became YouTube Poop Spider-Man

sonic gay rights images

i feel so bad whenever the alphabet completionist guy shows up on a post and the post is so close to getting all the letters. like if it were me i would throw in a "quiz" or a "xylophone" or a "veracity" just for that guy. who cares if the post doesn't make sense 100%ing the alphabet matters more.

violator of the spirit 🫵

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

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The smell of a girls balls tho reblog if u agree ignore for 1 year of no girlballs in ur mouth