Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

I can’t wait to have my own home and never invite anybody over because everybody gets on my motherfucking nerves.

just decided im not going to college! me and my geeky lesbian friend, her femme lesbian gf, my stoner friend n his dog are going to go around the world in my van to solve mysteries instead

trying to provoke an emotional reaction out of urself by watching sad movies when u’ve been numb and disconnected frm ur own body for days

school is over!! u know what that means!! ;)

*doesnt know how to manage unstructured time*

*gets one minor thing done* o wow. i did good. i need to treat myself to a snack and a 40 minute episode of a tv show and a nap….,..

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

i’m so sorry for being a customer, i want  to leave you alone but sometimes i have to buy things or eat. please understand i use self checkout whenever i can 

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Here we come 10.

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I’m antisocial, yet social. I don’t talk to people first, but when someone talks to me first I’m up for talking to them. Some days I’ll be really talkative and friendly and other days I’m just in my shell like nah today ain’t the day for socializing.

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for  the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for them to just talk or why its so hard for you to say anything

when you’re listening to really fast music that pumps you up but you’re not doing anything particularly exciting so you just sit there super energetically

one of the worst parts of college is when you don’t wanna go to class and you think “well……. i COULD skip…….” and then you gotta talk yourself into sucking it up, being a responsible adult, and going to this goddamn fucking stupid class you goddamn fucking hate so goddamn fucking much

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

*has no plans* wow I’m wasting my youth away my life is a wasteland I wish I was like one of those busy people

*has two things coming up in the same week* omg ok no I can’t handle the pressure of this wow my anxiety is off the charts this is too much

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic