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dyatlovpassingprivilege
Anonymous asked:
is it okay if my 12 yr old little brother asks you something??
dyatlovpassingprivilege
yo your brother kind of sucks
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I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
So what you’re saying in the replies is that they are sold everywhere and they’re just hiding them from me every time I enter a store.
So what you’re saying is some sort of evil sorcerer put a curse on me to make Terry’s chocolate oranges totally invisible to me.
Attempting to obtain the orange by other means is not working.
My mother just told me she bought me a chocolate orange one year for Christmas and put it in my stocking over the fireplace and it MELTED BEFORE I COULD EAT IT. I’m starting to think there is an actual curse on me and this is no longer a joke.
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glad to see those spreading the truth
damonnscroww
Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees
Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.
did you just fucking have this
Anonymous asked:
Almonds don’t have mammary glands though so it’s not milk, Judith.
yeah they do ive been to the farms. ive milked the utter of a prize winning almond before. i even squirted it straight into the mouth of a quirky yet friendly barn kitten like in the movies. you are hopelessly confused
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fear me
Anonymous asked:
To the almond milk anon: it’s not real milk. It should be called almond juice. Yall really drinking that weak ass ‘milk’ 🙄
im going to be contrarian here. almond milk is the real milk. everything else is just cow or goat or human juice
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I know her tumblr would be fire
One of my sister's friends posted something about her attic being creepy and it ended up getting 50k notes as everyone argued about why it was creepy, whether it was real, and if it was actually just perfectly reasonable.
Candace would have dozens of posts like that with her describing some crazy shenanigans of her brothers and a couple weirdly out of focus pics attached.
They'd blow up initially with people scoffing about how dumb it is but then someone pipes up with "oh yeah the rocket race around the world was crazy when they came through our town". And suddenly other people are adding their own photos or reblogs.
Sadly when Candice thinks she has proof and shows her mom, Tumblr's search function tells her they can't find any records of her own post.
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And I lover her for that !
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i talk my shit but do you guys remember being 12 and in 2008 and you heard viva la vida by coldplay for the first time and you were like fuck this is so powerful. i'm going to kick the ass of god
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jsyk im able to access the 4th dimension and 4th dimension tumblr has way more buttons than “like” and “reblog”. and all the entities have been hitting the “ignominious” and “schadenfreude” buttons on your posts and laughing btw
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"Well, let it pass; April is over, April is over. There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice."
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Short Stories
Anonymous asked:
I wish I could get cancelled for drinking almond milk 😍
are ppl getting canceled for drinking almond milk these days?
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