when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
Fucked up inna crib playin Super Console X Cube
daffy duck: *falls off cliff*
bugs bunny: i wonder if daffy will remember that as a duck he can fly
daffy duck: *thud*
bugs bunny: nope guess not
Mrrrp. Mrow.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKED UP TINY SOPRANOS GLOCK CINEMATIC UNIVERSE
- Breaking Bad, Season 2 (2009)
- Prison Break, Season 4 (2008)
- The Sopranos, Season 3 (2001)
- Shaft (2000)
- 30 Rock, Season 1 (2006)
putting on my ramshackle condom before sex it's rusty and creaks with every pitiful thrust of my pathetic hips
Somebody made a Steam game where you can really play the fake games from those mobile game ads
it was the katamari devs btw
While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again
it looked like this
Imagine if a hog saw this
Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying
you can tell this website is autistic as hell because someone posts a video with a mildly catchy phrase in it and no one shuts up about it for an extended period of time. or image even. image with a mildly catchy phrase in it even. we love phrases here on tumblr dot com love to repeat them. due to the autism
It’s symmetrical :)