what ur daily reminder should be like..
Taking off your working clothes after a long day probably doesn’t even come close to the feeling of knights that got out of their plate armor.
Guiness World Records needs to create a world record “Person who spend the most money on a world record,” then let rich narcissists give them millions for the title
No title, Spraypaint on cardboard, by Fred Naujoks
and often the strongest
adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is
Plankengasse, 1010 Wien
Found it
I found it too!
Bitch me too THE FUCK
tumblr ain’t tumblr without the porn
Whenever I see Kylie Jenner I think about how fucked up life is. Like how much of a joke it is.
How does the the human brain ignore the second ‘the’
Life is technically a sexually transmitted disease.
A Rap Battle is literally just 2 dudes writing poems about each other.
how do you get a nice body without moving
by learning to love yourself






