sometimes i get new followers and i’ll look at their blogs and literally nothing about me should appeal to them

but i’ve just realized i’m their shame blog

i’m the blog they follow to hide their secret interests

welcome my lost children, it is okay, do not shy away from the light that i have to offer you

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

thank you bathtub crocodile

this show was on drugs.

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My Past and My Future

My whole life changed when I was 12. There was a new boy in my class who had moved to America. I thought he was cute, but unfortunately he moved again halfway through the school year. After that, I started dating one of our friends. I dated him until I was 15 and the school got involved. He was abusive, mentally and sexually. For the next few months I felt so depressed. I lost almost all my friends in the years I was with him. He didn’t allow me to be with them. When I was 16, I received a text from the boy who moved. We were so in love. Our relationship was honestly completely different. He had a full time job and his own car (he graduated early). Our relationship was mature. He introduced me to religion and suddenly my life fell into place. Every day I woke up with a smile and it was the best feeling. Then one day it all of the sudden changed. He broke up with me. I didn’t expect it at all. We had never fought or anything. We had so many memories. He apologized and said he still loved me, but he can’t be with me because I don’t speak his native language and would not be able to communicate with his family. It’s been been almost 8 months now. I still think of him daily. He was a huge influence on my life. Today, and every other day, I just wait for things to change. It’s hard to focus on school. My family expects so much out of me. I can’t keep up with it all. I liked him since I was 12. There was just something about him. Now, as I try to imagine my future, it’s impossible. I’m lost.

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i got u miley

reblog if ur a rebel

-stay up past 8pm -watch pg movies w/o parental guidance -eats yogurt

I found my roommate's twitter...

wow i really got around on the second day of school

i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

i don’t even have her number????????????

“Bisexuals are not a real LGBT group”

LGBT

L G B T

L G B T

i could have sworn the B stood for brontosauruses or beach balls

bronies

Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.

Bringing back this prime advice

Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure. Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.

Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night. Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.

Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen. 

Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.

I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.

Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark. Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors. NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.

get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any. 

walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.

if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away. 

if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.

also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes

college tips 

- do  not  take  8 am classes

- dont take 3 hr classes that only meet once a week

- sleep 

- when u write an essay pick out the quotes/examples u want and write the essay around it

- email ur teachers and meet with ur advisors regularly

- quizlet

- TRIPLE CHECK YOUR ALARMS 

- bring tupperware to the dining hall to smuggle out extra food

- dont wear your lanyard around your neck

- try to group your classes together in back-to-back time blocks. you wont want to go back to class once you get home

- STAY ON TOP OF YOUR HOMEWORK EVEN IF THERE ARE OPEN DUE DATES

- when walking on the sidewalk keep all the way to the right especially if your pace is slow

- yes, sometimes we can hear the music through your earbuds. we really don’t care or mind

- try not to eat a whole bunch after 10PM, especially fatty foods like pizza or lots of pop. you’ll get stomach aches in the morning

- nerd clubs are 100% okay and there are tons of students who share your interests with you, you just have to look

- take out the fucking trash