Insects, Ligaments, Im The Bees Knees

I wish they’d do a WW2 movie where the cast was actually as young as they looked in a movie like Superbad, to really drive home the point that these were young men that fought in that war.

when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.

You could finish him or finish him

Yahoo paid 1.1 billion for this

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

Black and White painting  by Bob Ross

Still looks awesome

bob ross is the most unproblematic of the faves

All he ever wanted was to brighten your day.

when i catch someone staring at me

Like boo can I have my face back!?

HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON W BOSS BABY……..

children ages 3-5 are truly something else im a tour guide and at one point on my tour i ask if anyone has any questions and today a girl immediately yells out “have you ever killed someone? and are the bodies in the walls?”

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS

I..am tumblr mobile.

explain

Ugly, doesn’t function well,

Tumblr is finally catering to me

he is sold

sold

I’m laughing so hard i’m gassed

This is what we’re dealing with, folks.

45 is a 5 year old.

Dogs just make me cry

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity