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Sir Elton Juan

@juaneetoe

just your average hopeless romantic.

I love customer service and I love making people happier when they come in and I think I do a very good job of this, but I don't ever want a customer to mention this to management because my patented technique is mostly "smile and slip people free food"

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

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Lost in the sauce