The outfit

So if someone is asexual they have dress like a nun or something???

Heaven forbid we want to look cute.

That's what I'm saying! And outfit is very cute

An interesting rear window view into the same psychological politic that asks assault victims whether their clothes were "asking for it"- IE, how dare YOU fail to take responsibility for the actions I choose to take based on MY reaction to your appearance.

Failing to understand that "the way I choose to act on my own private feelings is my own responsibility, and I cannot blame others for those actions when I decide to make them."

It's absolutely wild to me that there are grown adults who think- what? That laying eyes on an attractive body invites a demon to posess you and get boner-happy?

Like. People wear whatever they feel good and comfortable and pretty in, my guy. Nobody is asking for sex unless they are literally verbally to your face asking for sex. Nobody hands me sacks of flour when I put an apron on. How the fuck are fishnets a game changer

Also, are we going to ignore the fact that Yasmin Benoit is literally a lingerie model who has spoken openly and extensively about her asexuality and the relationship between asexuality and visual image? Mr. Doug up there didn't take half a second to google who he was talking to?

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

tumblr tabs if they didn't suck

Looking through buttons on the Canadian gay archives and just found my favourite one. It's called "Gay Moon. Button."

Hey I cropped these for you

when i ask my wife for some of her food

What do you mean "it's not historically accurate"? Of course it's historically accurate. It's an historically accurate 13th Century English knight using historically accurate 15th Century Italian weapons to kill historically accurate 10th Century Danish Vikings in historically accurate 17th Century France. What's not clicking?

“polyamory isn’t the solution to a love triangle when two of the people hate each other”

I mean yeah not if you don’t understand QUADRANT VACILLATION

my introductory paragraph insisting upon my sanity and denouncing all those who would insinuate my madness is raising a lot of questions in the reader already answered by my paragraph

i think that unless you have experienced life while being actually dead broke or near it at least once, its hard to really grasp at how, in many places but in america in particular, ‘having money’ is the access card that allows you to participate, materially, in being fully human. even in non-crisis situations, situations where a paycheck is on the way, you have enough of some kind of food to make it, and you aren’t in any danger of losing shelter, even if you hardly spend any money when you do have it, the state of being completely without money is a state of  being hyperaware, constantly, of how much smaller your world is all of a sudden and how many basic aspects of mobility and enrichment are off limits to you. its profoundly psychologically agitating to self worth and well-being even sans the trauma of worse states of deprivation, and i don’t think a lot of people who have lived comfortably without this experience understand that there’s a critical difference between ‘having less money’ and ‘having no money’ when talking about related issues.

Esther Quek; Queen of Menswear

I’ve always been a fan of a good suit on a lady. Post Bianca, no one seems to master a suit better than Esther Quek. Fashion director of The Rake, Revolution and La Femme (via her Twitter bio). Esther has been a street shutterbug favorite for some time. Her quirky yet stylish suit combinations and feminine accessories has made her one of my favorite style stars.

The girls want to be her, the boys want to be her.

*shaking you awake* hey man--put the machete down it's me--can you tell me my post was funny? My post was funny right? Yeah? OK i love you go back to sleep

has this made its way over here yet because it's fucking killing me

has this made its way

over here yet because it’s

fucking killing me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

my favorite example of transferable skills in fiction regardless of how realistic it is are people who work with textiles (sewing, tailoring, etc.) being asked to help stitch a wound or perform surgery. oh you can mend a hole in a shirt? mend a hole in this guy then. it's basically the same thing just with more blood and screaming.

customer: wow, these stitches are so neat! where did you learn how to do this?

former mafia boss who abandoned the life of crime after realizing one day that he had a talent and passion for sewing: don't worry about it

sometimes angels are real. And they are in the form of the people letting you merge from the ramp onto the highway

when they slow down and do that little hand gesture.. i feel like a wounded animal being rescued from a barbed wire fence. my life is in your hands and you have shown me such kindness. we’re soul bonded now ms. kia sorento

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Please, never let this meme die.

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

It’s fucking back

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.

This is the only good meme, don’t @ me

Seeing this the day before my birthday must be a sign of some sort

Seeing this the day

before my birthday must be

a sign of some sort

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.