> they don’t know the alternative future in the Simpsons where Bart marries trans Milhouse
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sometimes your owns against homo/transphobes arent funny enough to warrant consciously reminding me that people hate me for immutable characteristics about myself
“sir my synapsid is lost” little boy I smoked your batodonoides vanhouteni in a joint. Because it's really small.
In the club
I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.
shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.
YOU CANNOT SELF-FLAGELLATE YOUR WAY INTO EXCELLENCE
SHOCKINGLY, SCORN AND PUNISHMENT MAKE FOR WEAK MOTIVATORS. PRACTICE IS A HABIT HARD TO FORM WHEN ERRING'S MET WITH BLOOD.
BEYOND ALL THAT, REMEMBER: YOU WILL NEED MORE THAN LITTLE TREATS IN ORDER TO SURVIVE. BUT YOU DO NEED THE TREATS
im silly? silly how? like a silly billy? am i silly like a weasel running through a plastic tube? tell me how im silly
hammerhead salamander
sammerhead halamander
Sticky lizard
let’s take that “one (1)” meme a step further & add emojis to the mix wouldn’t that be cool (😎)
