cooking and cleaning is a basic life skill and not a gender role🗣🗣

you should be kissing me

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

In the west:

meanwhile in Japan:

Sadly it’s still (or possibly becoming more of) a thing in the west that hyperrealism is seen as superior, that stylised animation is somehow lesser (tbh it’s evocative of the “It’S jUsT a CaRtOoN” argument), and that mimicking real life as closely as possible is the pinnacle of animation.

Animation as an art form is so very devalued in the west. Imo the fact that the biggest animation studio in the world is churning out endless “”””live action”””” remakes (they’re not fully live action, and calling them so dismisses the work of hundreds of CGI artists and animators who work on those films) kinda cements this

DA:I Romances’ preference

Cassandra: Dudes.

Blackwall: Dudettes.

Cullen: I am attracted to tall women. BUT NOT TOO TALL! I also like short women. BUT NOT TOO SHORT!

Solas: I’m not that picky, however, I do prefer women - elven women to be precise, that likes magic and spirits. And… isopenmindedandnot judgmentalbutdisapproveofdalishfolkloreand traditionsandlovesaskingmequestionsandhearaboutmyadventureslikesomeoldgrandpaand nottomentionhavenoproblemhavingtheirheart rippedoutoftheirchest.

Sera: Jugs, Tatas, Chesticles, Bazookas, Cream Pies, Noogies, Cha-chas, Jubblies, Knockers, Bongos, Tig ol Bitties, Milkshakes. Boobs. I like boobs.

Dorian: To find someone as handsome as me is almost unimaginable, though, I suppose I’d like someone who can handle their sword/dagger/staff/arrow.

Josephine: I don’t think I have a preference. Love is love. It comes in all different shapes and sizes. To me it’s the inside that counts, where true beauty lies.

Ironbull: Anything that moves.

I was wondering why there were so many advertisements on my flight, then I realized I was using a commercial airline.

this sign left no survivors

the difference between ‘i’m 17’ and ‘i was born in 2002’ is night and day my dude bc if u tell me ‘i’m 17’ i’m fine but if u tell me you’re from 2002 then shouldn’t ya be wearing diapers rn

How someone looks when they’re “17 years old″…

How someone looks when they’re “born in 2002″…

He is still teaching science without politics tho, problem is that the far right has declared all science as a political statement

What we are seeing is the idea of “science” and “knowledge” been put as political statements cause the rock bed of conservatives depends on people being ignorant and in order to achieve that they have to make it seem like all science is by nature “political”

It’s the South Park effect, were ignorance is labeled as the “true center” while knowledge and education are labeled “SJW propaganda”

I hate how one of our biggest political problems is a concept called the fucking south park effect.

Felix the Comrade

Y’all don’t want that pretty girl to stomp on you, you want a long and drawn out sword fight with flirty banter. Quit saying you want her to hit you with a truck, you want her to do The Thing where she gently lifts your chin with her sword while your heart pounds out of your chest and at the end when she has you pinned against the wall with her blade to your throat, you want a heartrending confession with hissed declarations of your undying affection and for her to finally throw her weapon to the side and pull you into a passionate yet tender kiss. Stop lying.

I think Op might be projecting a bit

You shut your mouth right this minute

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

💯 💯 💯

Who was the most innocent president? Lincoln because he’s in a cent

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

Constructive Criticism

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

Wolves React To Gamekeeper Who Had Been Away On Maternity Leave

“WHERE’S YOUR PUPPY! WE WANNA SEE YOUR PUPPY! DID YOU JUST HAVE THE ONE? DO YOU HAVE THEM WITH YOU? ARE THERE PHOTOS?”

I’m not a hundred percent positive but I’m pretty sure this is the wild life center where I visited wolves.

And the safety briefing included the question “So if you’re pregnant, do you want to know or not?”

Turns out there had been a bit of an awkward situation once where the keepers had casually mentioned a woman’s pregnancy in a group, and she herself didn’t even know yet. Turns out the wolves are excellent at telling if you’re pregnant and the keepers can tell based on their body language.  They get all odd and careful around pregnancy. (Even wolves knows that you have to take care of pregnant people.)

So they definitely knew she was pregnant.

And if I remember my BBC documentaries right, a wolf will leave the pack to give birth and introduce the cubs to the pack once she feels ready for it. And maternity leave is flexible but often around 6 months so they’re going “YOU WERE GONE FOREVER! WE WERE SO WORRIED! WHERE ARE THE CUBS?? WE HAVE TO GREET THE CUBS!!“ 

Also the two on her back are fighting over who gets to greet her first. Giving and receiving attention is a commodity that goes by hierarchy and if you don’t accept that there will be scuffles.. The wolf lying down next to her isn’t chill about her coming back, it’s just submissive to the other wolves and waiting for it’s turn to show excitement.

Now I can see why we domesticated these adorable jerks.

Wolf packs have maternity leave?

Wolves: better than American companies.