Me to a cute transfem: You’re just my type 💕
Her: I don’t think i’ve ever been called someones type before 🤭
Me:
Me:
Me: …!
Me: *burns down their entire hometown*
imagine if you were so so so out of your mind horny for a woman and expressed this to her, but she was like “I’m sorry but I literally cannot handle the ethical ramifications of fucking you.” this is the life of iscend comprine
oh i’d kms
trans women cute reblog if you agree
meow meow meow meow meow meow
they should invent a trans girl that is. in my bed.
wait shit fuck that me
they should. invent another
can we get a shoutout to trans girls who don't wear makeup
i don't need to just keep practicing I don't need to just learn to contour or whatever the fuck else I'm 100% happy being bare-faced and the only times i ever felt compelled to do makeup was for other people's benefit!
watch the mfs with zero reading comprehension get ahold of this and act like I'm personally attacking them for wearing makeup
I have never worn makeup in my entire life and if you reblog you will give me the energy I need to continue doing fuck all
i’m jsut gorgeous af without makeup so i almost never do it
hey i noticed you liking my posts. does that mean we can suck eachother off at the same tine now or what
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
girlgirl
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
i should mayb write hot girl smut because i cannot contain my desire for girls and writing may help idk
i enjoy the phrase creature comforts because i am a creature and i want to be comfortable
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Why did you invent cornflakes?
I think you've confused this blog with John Harvey Kellogg.
Here's how to know the difference:
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Hopes this helps!
i hate to break it to you but Kellogg is technically a lobe finned fish, as am i