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my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

Bad dreams that wake you up suck but it did allow me to masturbate myself into a better mood and now I get to go back to bed so that’s pretty great

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Birth, it’s beautiful, its the miracle of life. it is a bloody mess while someone gets their vagina shredded in half while poop comes out. POOP. All for an ugly ass baby that most likely won’t even go with the furniture. The only thing that sloppy mess is gonna do is cry and bitch until it is 18, run away from home and make you pay for tuition.

Brandon Rogers, summing up how I feel about babies. (via bro-sam)

merthur modern au where arthur has returned but he hasn’t found merlin yet and he has just been sort of wandering around lost until he hears music playing and makes his way into a coffee house and sees merlin playing guitar and singing on the stage and he can tell by the lyrics that the song is about him and he is completely awestruck and merlin sees him at the last second and fucking runs through the crowd and kisses him full on the mouth. someone make fanart of this please. 

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Uh.

I actually put a lot of thought into trying to come up with a more Marvel-style outfit/uniform for Arthur, but when it came to Merlin it was a bit more of a knee-jerk ARM-and-SCARS deal (although the symbol on his shoulder is meant to be the druid triskelion I guess if anyone cares)

011014; arthur & merlin (as students!); BBC Merlin dA fullstrip || high-res 1 2 3 || AO3 Arthur just really likes the new transfer student, okay.  Something simple and less stressful this time. I prefer shaggy-haired Merlin.<33 Meant to be a doodle though I got a little enthusiastic about unnecessary things (like the stickers on Merlin’s notebook & Arthur’s jacket). Just wanted a reason to draw glasses!Merlin, really. Lol. (He’s a prodigy and is rapidly becoming the darling of all the professors). Ahhhh I’m sorry for their weird expressions and weirder anatomy and oh god, I can’t do backpacks, apparently. Coloured with markers and Photoshop-cheated with the paneling. 

You are more than the son of your father, you are the son of the earth, the sea, the sky. Magic is the fabric of this world, and you were born of that magic, you are magic itself, you cannot lose what you are.

(Please also see individual captions.)

On AO3.

Very late holiday art! Happy New Year! Inspired by Hana’s Merthur aesthetic, for which i have no chill. ILU bb! uvu *hold hands* <333

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ok. so imagine twink!cas, all spread out and fast asleep on the bed. dean comes home from work late to find him like this, snoring gently into a pillow with his legs splayed wide open to show off his pretty violet panties. it's a tempting sight, so dean quickly rids himself of his clothes and crawls up the bed to push cas's panties aside, pleased to see his hole shiny with lube and gaping slightly from the toys dean had instructed he fuck himself on all day.

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and dean smith is a man of restraint but even he can’t resist sliding his cock into that wet hole, moaning when cas flutters around him without waking up, his little noises muffled into the pillow as he unconsciously rocks back against dean. cas doesn’t wake up when dean slips in a finger next to his cock, and stays fast asleep through the second, but as soon as Dean starts to press the third finger in next to his cock, cas awakes with a gasp and his hole clenches down tightly 2/?

dean groans and stops moving his hips, waiting for cas to calm down before kissing a line down his spine and whispering into his ear “it’s all right baby, go back to sleep.” it’s a testament to cas’s exhaustion when he actually does, his body relaxing and unclenching as dean starts to fuck back into him, reaching for the dildo discarded on the bed and drawing out his fingers to replace them with the toy, cas’s hole unbelievably tight around the two cocks 3/?

when dean looks down, cas is moaning into the pillow, his eyelashes fluttering against his cheeks as he begs dean wordlessly for more, to fuck him harder. so dean complies, pounding hard and fast into Cas’s channel and occasionally giving the dildo a twist against his prostate just to make cas jump. when he finally spills inside cas, he reaches inside the dresser for a plug large enough to keep his come inside cas’s gaping hole, then slides it inside and kisses cas on the forehead. 4/4 (งツ)ว

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Okay I gotta ask! When you plan a new story, do you think to yourself "What new kink should I explore with them this time?" Because I think it's actually so wonderful that you do bring something new with each new story. It's not plain ol' vanilla with you. I mean, we had The Kink That Must Not Be Named, Somnophilia, pet play, doctor kink + others, do you plan it most times? or simply go with how you feel they are written at the time? If you don't mind me asking of course, I'm really curious :)

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ehehehehehehehehe. ehehe. nope.

there’s no big plan. I just happen to think that if I’m gonna write a kink, I may as well go all-out. although, I do decide beforehand that a particular kink might work with the story, which usually (always) ends up defining some part of Dean and Castiel’s relationship.

sometimes I just love a kink and feel like it’s not used enough in fanfic - or ever in fanfic?? there’s legitimately a few things I’ve written that I’ve never read about beyond maybe a wikipedia article. but I think a great part of being a writer is that you learn to take 0.5 of a piece of information and turn it into a plot point. and I find I have a lot of general intuition about things I have little real basis for knowing.

98% of the things I’ve written in my stories are things I’ve never experienced. I’m aromantic and asexual, uneducated, inexperienced, and vanilla as heck, and I rarely leave my bedroom, but I find it easy to write interesting people in worlds filled with romantic love and sex and fantastic events. I’m always delighted when people tell me certain things are accurate, given I’m literally guessing about what they would feel like.

anyway. I said nope, but now I’m actually thinking, yeah. I should just pick a kink and run with it. see where it goes. hmmmmm. this actually gives me ideas for a Christmas fic I was stuck on until just now. OH MY GOD. WING KINK?? OKAY I HAVEN’T DONE THAT IN LIKE 4 YEARS. I THINK IT’S TIME.

thank you, Roo. you’ve just fixed a problem I was stuck on for over a week, driving myself mad with frustration. I love how simple writing solutions are when you think about something completely different for a while!! =u=

time for some fic links! (my fics feature some of this stuff so often that I’ve most likely forgotten to mention some)

the kink that must not be named (srsly don’t even ask) (if you must know it’s pee kink) » Foxfire Blossom

priest!kink » Hello Night // Preacher Comfort

authority/uniform!kink » Sexier Than Doctor Sexy // Sharing the Rain Dog // Drop Anchor

comeplay » Angelhawke // Try-Something Tuesday (? I forget) // Bad Things With You

accidental voyeurism » Angelhawke // Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture (I’m so sorry, Sammy)

food » Lettuce Share This Moment // Hart of the Storm // Drop Anchor (mango pulp as lube? does that count?)

parenting …is this even a kink? » Nobody’s Daddy // Father Material // Sharing the Rain Dog

possession » Sharing Hands // Hello Night

tiny/big » Faerie Strange Circumstances // The Tailor of Fairy Ridge (or just plain tiny: Our Garden Home (wip))

genderfuckery, crossdressing, feminisation » Boutique du Ballet // Winchester’s Rouge // Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You) // Held in Your Tender Hands // Shadows Across the Camera Lens // For a Scarf in October (and SO MANY others - nearly every fic - because Dean in panties is a thing I love, and hey, fuck gender ideals)

whatever the hell these are » Manscaping (shaving, blood, awkward boners and hurt/comfort??) // What’s a Hickey? (marking) // Cowboys and Real Estate Angels (cowboy!Dean, panties, lovemaking with strangers) // Waiting For That Final Moment (polyamory isn’t exactly a kink idk)

oh god I give up, there’s too many. if you want something kinky just look at these 58 fics right here and pick something at random. if cuddling is a kink to you then nearly all of my fics have that because I’m a total sap. but at this moment in time I feel like throwing some more out there:

oh dear god I need to stop

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Answering Prayers

Something about this one human keeps drawing Gabriel back to him.  Explicit Sabriel, and lots of it.

Warnings: Come inflation, consensual somnophilia, prayer!kink and some other mild fetishization of religion, and Gabriel being a bit of a creeper before realizing that it’s a faux pas.

  • as promised, some deancas (consensual) somnophilia
  • featuring sleepy!dean and horny powerbottom!cas

Exhausting. Exhausting, exhausting, exhausting. Dean doesn’t know how many times he’s going to have to think it before the thought fades, but as he trudges into the bunker, it’s honestly the only one that sticks in his mind. He just wants to curl up in his bed, close his eyes and– “Cas, man, for real?” Dean manages to say just before Cas’s lips are upon his, quick and eager. “Yes, ‘for real,’” Cas echoes in response, pushing Dean up against his bedroom door, easing the jacket from Dean’s broad shoulders, which he squeezes appreciatively in passing. It astonishes Dean every time. No matter how little sleep they get, or how many graves they dig, Cas always come back from a hunt with unbelievable stamina and a libido that puts even Dean to shame.

Anonymous asked:

Do you have some yaoi anime to recommend?

These are my personal favorites :) You can watch all of these through this link here. Also, if the titles are italicized, that is a link to their manga. As a side note, I have NOT watched ALL yaoi/shounen ai anime. These are just my recommendations of the ones I have seen. If anyone else has a good one to recommend, please feel free ENJOY!

Love Stage!!  (Yaoi) - My favorite yaoi anime and one of my favorite mangas

Ai no Kusabi (Yaoi) - I recommend watching the original first and then the 2012 version. I like the original because it shows the whole story but cuts out a lot from the light novel and I like the 2012 version because the art is amazing and it is pretty much page by page of the light novel, but because of funding, they never finished it :( Sorry for the long explanation!

Gravitation (Shounen ai) - This was my introduction into BL

Maiden Rose (Yaoi) - My favorite yaoi OVA

Sex Pistols (Yaoi) - My second favorite yaoi OVA

Junjou Romantica (Yaoi) - 1st season is my favorite because of all the sexiness, which they really cut down on in seasons 2&3 :’(

No. 6 (Shounen ai)

Loveless (Shounen ai)

Sukisho (Yaoi) - I haven’t read the manga but I put the link anyway. I’ve heard it’s kinda weird though and that the anime is far superior. 

Fuyu no Semi (Yaoi) - This is from Haru wo Daite Ita. They make this movie in the manga series and I’ve linked the exact chapter it’s in (Ch. 24&25) This is based off of a true story, so if you ever want to cry your eyes out, this is the anime to watch :’(

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shougo: *sees rei*
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