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FROM: Episode 100 | Hot Dads In Your Area
transcript under cut
"I cued a song up! And we're gonna dance to it!" | Prime Defenders s1ep8 Dance of Spirits
[Transcript:
Grizzly: I would love for you to play… um… a- a tango. And I wanna-
Bizly: Okay.
Grizzly: I wanna force William to dance.
Charlie: Please get away from me.
Grizzly: And I want it to be this song.
Charlie: Please get away from me.
Bizly: Okay, we will- we will-
(Grizzly laughs)
Bizly: We will get back to that.
---
Dakota: Wait! William: Okay…
Charlie: I go back to the corner and drink water. (Laughs)
Dakota: No you don't, William!
---
Cameron: Listen, you can- you can introduce me, right? Dakota: Yo! Cameron: Or get an autograph? Dakota: William! William: No, we don't- Hey, Dakota! Maybe- Dakota: I cued a song up! And we're gonna dance to it! William: Uh, you know what? Actually? Dakota: Right now!
Charlie: I- I look over.
William (strained): I think that's a- that's a great idea!
(Charlie laughs)
Dakota: Yes! Cameron: Wait, but you're still gonna take me home, right? William: Yeah, I'm gonna take you home, I just… feel like this is- I- this is my… song…
Bizly: As you say that-
Charlie: Okay children have a short attention span, I hope he stops thinking about this.
Bizly: -you- you- you look at, uh- at Dakota, and you see just normal Dakota. You look back at- at, uh… um… you look back at Cameron, and then you look back to Dakota - to see this dance circle has stopped this party rocking, and has started just standing around in- in this large circle. And the- the room is- the lights are dimmed. And there stands Dakota, with his hand out…
Grizzly: I promise you, bro.
Bizly: Looking at you.
Grizzly: Play the song.
Bizly: And he's wearing- he's wearing a, uh-
(Grizzly laughs)
Bizly: He's wearing a, uh- a- a tuxedo version of his normal outfit.
(Grizzly laughs)
Bizly: He's got a rose in his mouth. It seems to have happened almost instantly.
Grizzly: Yes! I promise.
Charlie (strained): I look back at Cameron.
(Grizzly laughs)
William (strained, half-whispering): A hero has to make sacrifices.
Charlie: I take Dakota's hand. (Laughs)
Bizly: You take Dakota's hand…
Charlie (strained, laughing): I take Dakota's hand…
Bizly: And he pulls you in.
---
Charlie: What the fuck are we rolling? Acrobatics? I got a fourteen!
Grizzly: I got… (laughs) an eight. Total.
Charlie: Oh! My god!
Grizzly: Wait, no, no, no! Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, I'm- I'm so dumb sorry, I was looking at the wrong number, okay.
Bizly: What? I was gonna say.
Charlie: I take the rose out of Dakota's mouth and put it in mine. (Laughs)
Grizzly: Okay, so, fourteen total. I was wr- I was adding the wrong number.
Charlie: Oh, we both got a fourteen?
Grizzly: Yeah, we tied - that's fate. (Laughs)
Condi: You're so in-sync.
William: Dakota! It seems we're evenly matched. I was saving these moves for Summer.
(Charlie and Condi laugh)
/End transcript]
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fuck it! queer people 🏳️🌈
[transcript:
Kian: So- Rand: You were saying some weird stuff by the way. Like… earlier, I don't-
Bizly: And as, like, I'm walking away, like, I start explaining the things he was saying.
[Charlie and Grizzly laugh]
Charlie: That's awesome.
Rand: You were like- you were like "come in me"?
Charlie: Yeah.
Rand: And it's like- the way you were saying it sounded like… like, I don't know, dude. Rolan: It sounded, like, really sexual in nature. Rand: Like, it was, like, sexual, man, like you wanted him. (Overlapping with Kian) Like, carnally, like you- Kian (defensively): So what about it, dude? Yeah, I mean, like, maybe I fucking do!
Grizzly: I look at Rolan.
[Everyone laughs]
Charlie: What the fuck?
Bizly: And I'm, like, really silent - we're, like, really silent for a second and then I look straight forward and keep walking.
/End Transcript]
FROM: Episode 4 | The Elder Brain
FROM: Season 2 Episode 19 | Friend or Foe
Transcript:
Bizly: I'll just say it remains flat on the ground.
Charlie: Flat and hard.
Bizly: Flat and hard. ...Just like me.
Charlie: [with an incredibly concerned facial expression] Bro?
[Bizly make an inquisitive facial expression, making direct eye contact with the camera, and raising his eyebrows]
FROM: Season 2 Episode 19 | Friend or Foe
Transcript:
Grizzly: Wait, she's like a mountain? Like she's like tall now?
Bizly: She grows like, yeah, three times the size.
Grizzly: Oh my God. Big mommy.
[A long pause.]
William: Dakota, what?
Bizly: [quietly, dejected] No.
Condi: ...What? (laughs)
Bizly: She looks over at you, goes--
Summer: What?!
Dakota: I didn't say that, that was the demon inside of my stomach!
the boys are back in town babyyy!! (reblogs appreciated)
[Transcript:
(The Boys Are Back In Town (To Kill You) by JerryTerry is playing in the background)
Condi: Yeah, so, uh, Rolan- you see Rolan and he's staring down at this- at this briefcase full of clothes and he's like:
Rolan: (sighs) Do I… Do I need this? I don't… I mean it's… (sighs)
---
Grizzly: Because this how… Kian wakes up. I'm laying on this circular, like, heart-shaped bed in this dim-lit room. And I just, like, groggily wake up. And, like, sit up, and just, like, push the babes off me-
[The others laugh]
Grizzly: -And I'm, like, carrying- I, like, wake up holding a, you know, like, (laughs) some fucking alcohol already, and I just take a swig.
---
Bizly: You can see Timothy Rand - who just goes by Rand - and as he's inspecting these plants, he kinda - to get ready - sits back onto this old, greasy, purple beanbag chair.
Rand: (Breathes out smoke) Alright…
Bizly: And then he puts the glasses back on. And closes his eyes for a little nap.
---
Rolan: Shit, I'm gonna be la-
Condi: And he just grabs his fucking briefcase, and starts running, and- and gets into his car. And we just see him, like, zooming down the highway - twenty over in the left lane. No- no regard for his safety or others' 'cause his-
Charlie: Oh, of course!
Condi: -plane's about to take off.
---
Grizzly: I look at my watch… see what time it is… and then I just swig again, and then throw the alcohol somewhere. And I'm just, like, stumbling through this dark room. It, like, smash cuts - I swing the fucking butterfly door up, slam that shit. And then you hear (mimics car taking off fast) as I, like, speed off, and I'm heading to Galloway, baby!
---
Rand: Ugh! Mum! Donna: Timothy!
[Grizzly laughs]
Donna: Aren't your- aren't your nice friends coming over today? Rand: Um… Donna: How are they getting into town? Rand: Oh, shit! Uh… I don't know, I think I was supposed to go pick 'em up!
Bizly: Alright, well… I guess I'm going to head out the door. I slide across the hood of my old, broken down station wagon. Get in, and I'm trying to start it up…
[Grizzly laughs]
Bizly: Nothing!
Grizzly: Alright, I skrrt in… Roll down the window, and I take that drag. And I say:
Kian: (gravely) Get in, loser. (Coughs, voice no longer gravely) What's up, dude? C'mon!
Condi: Rolan is just kind of awkwardly sitting in- in the, uh… shotgun.
Bizly: You just see smoke… coming out from the front of this… station wagon. You assume it's broken down, or something. And you just hear:
Rand: What?
Bizly: And the- the hood, it slams down and you can see the- the joint in his mouth.
[The others laugh]
Rand: Oh! Hey guys! Kian: Amigo!
End Transcript]
FROM: Season 2 Episode 15 | The Sovereign 5
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riptide episode 86 spoilers
captain drake’s lip bite but there’s a vine boom every time
transcript under cut:
FROM: Season 2 Episode 9 | One's Duty
Transcript:
FROM: Episode 8 | Forsaken Family
Transcript:
Charlie: Woo! Aw, I'm so excited to be back into it.
Peter: Thanatos, do you play with your ass?
i love this so much btw. i love him so much btw. i am never not thinking about alastyr btw.
FROM: Season 2 Episode 19 | Friend or Foe
Transcript:
Condi: You have now subscribed to Dakota GIFs.
Grizzly: For the rest of the campaign.
Charlie: He just types in "funny" on the GIF searches and then is going down the list.
Bizly: He keeps like sending you back like pictures of his face and his reaction to it.
(All laugh)
Grizzly: That's so funny.
Bizly: And all of them are like this bright-eyed -- a little, like, crazy, like one eye is like a squinted a little more than the other, but he's smiling with this crazy fucking smile, he's-- [Bizly smiles wide and unnaturally, baring his teeth].
Charlie: "Best one yet, thumbs up."
(All laugh)
^ scene that means So much to me. btw.
(from #42)
transcript under cut
The absolute distress in his voice kills me every time
FROM: Season 2 Episode 13 | Maximum Security
Transcript:
Bizly: Um-- You rolled a natural one? Roll toughness with a minus 5.
Charlie: Minus f--?! (hysterically, slurred) I got another natural one!
[Everyone laughs]
noooo goobleck’s just a little guy haha please let him near you he won’t hurt you haha he’s just a little guy he wouldn’t try to consume you… hahaha..
[transcript:
Bizly: Pointing.
Felipe: Um… you know, like, if you want to stay besties then we have to like talk and stuff man so like what’s on your mind?
Bizly: At the purple thing.
Felipe: Oh, this guy?
Grizzly: And he looks back (laughing) and sees Goobleck start chasing him.
Charlie: (laughing) You’re both looking at me-
Goobleck: Okay, we besties! We talk!
Felipe: Hey, little man, um… what do you like to eat?
Charlie: He starts running towards you (laughs)
Felipe: Uh oh.
/transcript End]
RIP william wisp
FROM: Season 2 Episode 15 | The Sovereign 5
Transcript:
Charlie: --On my ass, and then on my back, and I splay out starfish and look up at these beautiful stars above Freedom City for the last time before I close my eyes and finally die.
[Everyone laughs]
Bizly: You hear the cart, as you lay down and die--
Charlie: (laughs)
