Call Me by Your Name (Luca Guadagnino, 2017)

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Nothing evil stalks the forest. The wild is bigger than you could ever imagine. You are nothing to it. No skinwalker or boogeyman or revenant could ever aspire to the persistence and hunger of the wild untamed.

Taurus: Sometimes the world just wont make sense, no matter how hard you try. Truth is stranger than fiction, and yours is stranger still.

Gemini: There is a deep and old power in that of the image. As long as cameras existed they have been a tool to tell what is really there.

Cancer: Walls work both ways you know. Careful about where you put them.

Leo: Today is a good day to be warm. Not too hot. Just warm. Wrap yourself up in blankets and get some tea, Warm.

Virgo: The time is now, the writing is on the wall. Your writing has won a contest and has been framed. 

Libra: Healthy respect usually means it was learned the hard way. Trust in the opinions of people with more scars and less limbs.

Scorpio: You never thought you’d get this far but here you are, lost as fuck like everyone else. Do like everyone else and pretend you planned this.

Ophiuchus: History was, is, and continues to be, handled poorly.

Sagittarius: Exploration leads to the unknown. Fear is rooted in what we do not understand. A shotgun really can kill most things. 

Capricorn: Make boring things fun by acting completely on impulse and rolling with how people react.

Aquarius: A last ditch effort is a good time to try something really crazy or really funny. If you’re going to lose, do it with style.

Pisces: Sleep is much much more important than you realize.

The Signs and Endings:

Aries: Mortal hemorrhaging caused by Jackie Chan beating you to death hilariously with a ladder.

Taurus: Completely naked. A single shell expended from the barrel. Nipples defiantly stiff in the autumn cold as the blood runs from your lips. It was quick.

Gemini: Old age takes you, surrounded by friends and family. You shit your pants. They laugh and cry at the same time.

Cancer: Holding a photograph of the one who loved you. It gives you a papercut. You don’t care. 

Leo: One of the few annually reported snapchat related fatalities.

Virgo: Performing the sort of sex act that requires a waiver. Nobody at the funeral is surprised.

Libra: Leukemia, but you lived a long life. You turn the machine off yourself. You have time to give everyone a proper goodbye.

Scorpio: They ask you if you have any last words. You make a joke but you fumble the last bit and the punchline doesn’t carry. You feel the first two bullets. You laugh.

Ophiuchus: Murdered with a flanged mace at a renfaire. 

Sagittarius: You didn’t read the warning label that came with the lego set. Every possible lego related cause of death happens to you at once. Your family sues. They lose.

Capricorn: Peacefully. Your funeral settles some old feuds. 

Aquarius: The exact opposite of what you think. You’d laugh if you knew what was coming.

Pisces: Something fairly mundane kill you. Like heart disease. You do get to haunt the shit out of your house for 200 years or so though.

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ALEXIS, 19

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PAVEL, 18

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PAVEL, 18 & IRIS, 17

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What part of yourself you will destroy in order to start all over again

Pluto in 1st: Yourself and you will create a new you to the point people won’t recognize you.

Pluto in 2nd: Yourself worth; you will keep question whether you set the right value for your or for the definition of money to you. 

Pluto in 3rd: Your way thinking; will keep destroying the way of speaking in order to create another form of speech that is more powerful and deep. also might end relationships with your siblings because they cause you trouble.

Pluto in 4th: You will destroy the meaning of family and create your own meaning of family, you also might have disputes with your family a lot.  

Pluto in 5th: You will destroy your happiness so you can keep finding another form of it and also every time your passion about something ends you delete everything about that something you were passionate about and find something new.  

Pluto in 6th: Your diet if you have one and will look for another but the destruction will be related to your work. you will be so perfectionist and passionate about it to the point of destruction and this will affect your health thus making your re overthink your work method.

Pluto in 7th: Your relationships with your partners; as you will make sure to end it before they do cause you always think either that you are too intense for them or they will find some sort of flaw in you that will make them leave you. also problems with intimacy. 

Pluto in 8th: You will destroy the depth of yourself in order to create another one, everything you do and or make has to have meaning. you demand even deep relationships from others and just like Pluto in 7th you also may have problems related to intimacy as you do not open up easily. 

Pluto in 9th: Your will destroy your belief system and will create another one and every time you think you finally found the perfect or ideal belief you will discover that there some flaws in it and will recreate it again. you need to understand that there’s no such think as an ultimate beliefs, all beliefs have flaws and maybe you should accept that. also when you travel you travel for a goal in mind, not for the fun of it.  

Pluto in 10th: You destroy your public image and produce it in a different way that will keep people waiting for what you will do next. also you will destroy your relationship with an authority (father) or all of the authorities. will always have a deep set of enmity towards that father because you believe that you should rule the home not him. 

Pluto in 11th: You will destroy your friendships and will be dropping them so easily as if they meant nothing to you. The minute they start to behave or say stuff you do not like you end this relationship silently and move on and try to find another set of group that shares your same view and ideas. ruthlessly idealistic.  

Pluto in 12: You will destroy your own subconscious through the terrible dreams that you see, they usually start nice but end in terror. Your subconscious won’t let you sleep easily and at times you will try to escape sleeping so you won’t have to see those dreams. can be super psychic but usually this talent comes with a price.  

Signs spending money

INTERNET SHOPPING: Aries, Pisces, Libra, Capricorn

Buys pointless yet amazing things: Aquarius, Virgo, Sagittarius, Cancer

Gets ready to buy something then realizes they already spent the money: Leo, Gemini, Scorpio, Taurus

Do not bottle up your emotions. they aren’t worth it. just throw them away

Scorpio is powerful as all fuck. think of all the shit you could destroy if you stopped being so self destructive

*ME @ straight guy parties*

“ Hey bro you want a beer”

Me: Yeah , sure.