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@jpuff9 / jpuff9.tumblr.com

💙Vienna/V | demiromantic & bi | she/her | header gif by rosesofthetwilight💙 I'm just a weird but kind fictional character-crazy gal who's in multiple fandoms, loves weirdcore, reading/writing, art, video games, poetry, and a bunch of other stuff. All sexualities/gender identities are safe here!
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jpuff9

Welcome to my blog!

A bit of miscellaneous facts about me:

  • As said in my description, my name is Vienna (but my friends call me V)
  • INFJ-T
  • Virgo♍ (September 15)
  • Demiromantic & bi
  • My favorite video game is Luigi's Mansion
  • I frickin' love plague doctors
  • I'm a big fan of gothic literature (on that note, my favorite book is The Picture of Dorian Gray)

Well, the rest of my blog should sum up the rest of me and my interests. Everyone is welcome here, but if you're homophobic or a TERF or any of that shiz get the frick off my blog!

Oh, and these are my weirdcore OCs (Eyeclops, Viv, Øvorn), my Enasona/ENA OC (Maské), and my miscellaneous OCs (Shiloh, Nova)

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Some of my fandoms:

  • Undertale/Deltarune
  • Pokémon
  • Super Mario (mainly Luigi's Mansion)
  • Sonic the Hedgehog
  • Ace Attorney
  • Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun
  • Vincent: The Secret of Myers/Therapy with Dr. Albert Krueger
  • The Moomins
  • FAITH/FAITH: The Unholy Trinity
  • Don't Starve
  • Dark Deception
  • The Once-ler Fandom (don't judge me pls)

I'm in a lot more fandoms than this but if I were to list all of them we'd be here forever.

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My tags:

#vienna.txt - My random ramblings and statements

#vienna's art - My art tag

#mutual's ocs / #mutual's art - My tag for art/OCs made by my mutuals/friends.

#ask game - My ask game tag (always open to those, along with tag games)

#answered asks - asks that I've answered

#art class creations🎨 - sometimes I'll show off things I've made in my art class

#the 4am blues - Event logs of what's happening while I'm awake and tired at 4AM, mainly when I'm at my dad's house.

#original character / #my ocs / #oc stuff - My OC tags

#this is a certified hood classic - A tag I use when reblogging popular/classic Tumblr posts that we have all seen or at least heard of before.

#v is for venting - My vent tag

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Sideblog(s):

@liminal-paradise - My liminal space blog

@fictional-characters-my-beloved - My self-shipping blog

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lydiogames

this reply made me laugh harder than any reply I think I've ever gotten

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aleshakills

How did they find the worst audio ever made

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trans-mouse

Yknow, I watched this without sound. And I saw "I hate you" as a reply, and assumed something awful happened at the end of the video. And then I scrolled down a bit further, and went back up, listened to the audio and I gotta say. I agree with found-sheep.

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ottermatopoeia

Watching this without volume and then turning it on is like a sucker punch

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ruckis--rookie

How did they manage to make it sound like a DJ died on top of a turntable

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saint-official

Op, I love you

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dlanadhz

In case no one told you growing up

  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

To all the kids whose parents couldn’t help you with this kind of stuff

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jackironsides
  • The exception to using cold water to wash is that washing towels, face washers, teatowels/kitchen towels and microfibre cleaning cloths in 60°C/140°F water will kill the germs.
  • In addition to saving on your power bill, washing your clothes in cold water means they’ll last longer. But if they’re really dirty because you have, say, hockey or lacrosse training twice a week, hotter water will be more effective at getting the dirt out.
  • Fabric softener leaves a residue on your washing, which is what makes it feel soft. If you use it, don’t use it with a load of towels or they’ll be less absorbent. (It’s also optional, and I have never bought any once in my adult life.)
  • A bit of bicarb/baking soda on a damp cloth is a good (and cheap) non-scratch way of cleaning off baked-on dirt on pots and pans.