Can’t… stop… watching

Please unmute

this is perfect for explaining how my brain sees music

all the loopy parts with harps, sharp stops YES

this is EXACTLY how I see music

this scene was far too real for too many people

basing a foreign speaker’s intelligence on how fluent they are in a foreign language is so ignorant

As my dad always says, “Anyone who speaks with an accent knows one more language than you.”

I love how making of Sense8 is actually much simpler than I thought.

Here’s some more bc why not:

a kid who went to my school last year sent me this 

RUTHLESS

I love her

I saw this in one of my sociology classes. In case you’re wondering she didn’t apologize.

white girl: *cries b/c she’s used to that working*

Jane Elliot:

this cracks me up every time

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

OH MY GOD WHAT IS LIFE.

I was laughing so hard I was crying not kidding rn

This appeared again and I didn’t even need to watch it to start laughing

Why is this so funny

i know every single word to this video up by heart

this makes me so happy

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

This is my joy.

This made me look at networks near me and: 

why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

…

This is my joy.

This made me look at networks near me and: 

i would die for steve rogers, thanos, fight me bitch

The full rotation of the Moon as seen by NASA’s Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

she is WHAT? sickening

I’m not even kidding I teared up a lil

mom

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

my plan

step 1: buy 15 identical cats

step 2: invite someone over

step 3: when they ask how many cats you have say “just one but he’s really fast”

Meanwhile, this dainty little shit…

He was adopted

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since

this pig is relatable

can y'all leave Denise fucking alone!!! what’s she done to y'all

SHES KERMITS NEW BITCH

WHICH MEANS WE DONT FUCK WITH HER

Ya dig?

Right

But my why is this so relatable