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Jozbirkza

@jozbirkza / jozbirkza.tumblr.com

Don't follow me go follow a bot or something, at least they're consistent in their content stream.
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darkerchuuni
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neonmanatee

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

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assdare

so what nonon actually wanted to say is

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darkerchuuni
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gostaks

evidence that I actually live in a video game

  • I always wear the same clothing
  • idle animation
  • awkward dialog
  • sometimes I get stuck on doors and have to back up and try again
  • yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor
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theladygodieva
  • I approach people and repeat conversations I already had with them. More than once. 
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sunegami
  • sometimes I enter a room then immediately leave again
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helila
  • if you talk to me long enough, i will run out of dialogue lines and start repeating old ones
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warlordess
  • i spend basically all day every day in the same general place (maybe two if a special event/circumstance is utilizing me), just walking back and forth and waiting to be interacted with
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motherbychoice
  • i glitch and freeze mid task for no apparent reason
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silverteresa
  • Eat/drink lots to feel better