if you haven’t seen the brotherhood bloopers yet ur missing out
I kind of love the idea of Al being super sweet and innocent, but with the WORST potty mouth.
“I think we should try to bring mom back” is the funniest outtake of all time.
“Now will you please put on a fucking shirt”
One day, you get a knock on your door. When you open it, you see the protagonist from your favorite book standing there, wide-eyed. “I know you won’t believe me,” they say, “but you’re the main character of my favorite book. I know how it ends and I’m here to change it.”
“Oh thank god, my life is really spiraling out of control lately” you say, relieved
Harry Potter pulls out a handgun “I think you misunderstand the point of this visit”
Happy Birthday Jay @jasonlowder
I hope your birthday is going to be a terrific one. Enjoy your day and be happy always. Happy birthday.
“Yesterday is heavy. Put it down” - an anonymous six word story
anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR
the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably
adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on
Do you ever wanna bond with someone so bad you’re like “damn i wish we were knights on a dangerous quest”
i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything
[me internally while someones talkin to me] wow they Really Think i kno wats goin on rn…
Vertigo (1958) directed by Alfred Hitchcock
connecting to another person means understanding that they are human and capable of mistakes. understand that they have a shadow that needs to be acknowledged, as well as a lifetime of conditioning and programming to recognize and release. don’t idealize your partners, allow them humanity.
“Develop a sense of self. A solidness that can’t be attacked.”
— Sylvia Plath, from a journal entry featured in “The Unabridged Journals,”
my plan B for everything is to die before it happens
