A shoujo story where you need to hide from (or kill) your generic bishounen senpai because you accidentally saw him in his man-eating monster state and the only way you can detect his presence is when you nosebleed when they have their eyes on you.
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oh okay so when a sword swallower eats something sharp and dangerous it’s “cool” and “a hit at parties” but when i, phoenix wright
This man is a disgusting sadist and not even death can stop his fetish for releasing terrible music
No you fool, if we do that he’ll release an album!
friendship is so crazy they literally invented people who are niceys to you....and you get to love and care for them........
Sleep over or not I don't care
I thought bro had his own house I'm not complaining, though I actually like this typing random stuff#wally x Barnaby #gay #welcome home pappy's
I wonder in Swapped Au what would happen if Webber finally parted ways with the spider or in the normal Don't Starve together
Have you seen that Steven Universe episode where he's separated from his gem?
Buuuuut without James Baxter's beautifully animated scene. . .
Sinopsis of what I'm talking about Steven is separated from his gem (that becomes a different entity) and he looks BAAAAD health wise. They eventually fuse back and everything is fine but I don't think that would happen in the Constant. . .
I don´t think neither he or the spider would make it
They've been together for so long that I doubt his body would be able to even exist without "his better self" They've become one and parting ways would be the end of the road
And one might think, whatever, just use a Telltale Heart and he'll be fine I don't think They would allow that, "Webster" wasn't the one who got into the constant in the first place, it was Webber. No ghost either so no telltale heart to be used He just never wakes up/revive
And if there was a ghost he would eventually fade. If someone tries a telltale heart his body would probably resurrect in a poor state and die in a few hours either way
They would just prolong the inevitable
Other thoughts of this
And all of this applies to their canon versions
it would be horrible to see Wilson loosing his child. Wendy losing his best friend and maybe they blame Maxwell for it, idk
It would be hard for all the survivors but they were like Webber's closest family
When I told my sister about this she was like "NOOOOOOO DON'T YOU DAREEEE"
DON'T SEND ME ASKS LIKE THESE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE FEELINGS. I'M A DRAMA SUCKER
Reminder:
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GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!
When your bestie works in the wristwatch factory
wait hold on i gotta look something up
what the fuck
The Carter twins. And a design for Abigail that feels closer to whom her sister remembers.
The history of corporate propaganda.
'Nobody wants to work' fails to mention the poverty wages and horrible workplaces.
Reframe the narrative: Capitalists refuse to pay thriving wages.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
I know we all love Edna because she’s super fierce and determined and an awesome role model and shit but
do you ever think that she feels intensely guilty over this, having made this suit that lead to the death of this amazing young girl
Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.
Repeated for emphasis:
Maybe there’s a reason she never looks back.
Edna at the funeral, veiled from head to toe, slowly ripping pages out of her pocket sketchbook and mouthing the words “no capes”
you people are monsters
What the actual fuck oh my god
Think about how appalled Edna must have been. How traumatized. How guilty she must have felt over the death of this young girl.
Then realize that Edna anticipated practically every threat that the Incredibles would run into from Syndrome and built help into their suits. The only logical conclusion is that he contacted her–possibly scores of times. Syndrome was a stalkery fanboy before he turned supervillain. And Edna is THE suit maker for supers, as well as Mr. Incredible. Of course Syndrome would go to her. Edna is the best, and Syndrome would want the best designer for his costume.
Think about all that. Think about the woman who was so horrified and grief-stricken by Stratogate’s death being asked by a supervillain–one who was a genuine threat to supers she cared about–to design his costume.
And then realize that, despite her horror and guilt and rage at the gruesome deaths of Stratogate and other supers, despite her vehement conviction that such deaths should never happen again…
…she gave Syndrome a cape.
