Remember that "three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable" meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot me a really weird look when I was checking out with these

Jimmy Budgett

Wasted away again in Meageritaville

Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.

"What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-" What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.

what did he mean by this

Help save mature forests in the US

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Cast Through Time

Artist: Zoltan Boros & Gabor Szikszai TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

you simply cannot force one piece fans to think about anything else 

feel free to add any i missed :)

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ohoho this things looks interesting i will go and have a look! *sniffsnifsniff* *gets flashbanged*

What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

I've hated that "un-alive" filtering since it started. Because my pretentious ass read 1984 and Brave New World when I was 16. Words like "suicide", "rape", "death", etc, these shouldn't be censored. These are words that describe actions and states of being. They're fucking unpleasant words, but you know, life is sometimes fucking unpleasant. Hiding the word doesn't magically make the bad thing go away. It makes you afraid to talk about it. It makes it a forbidden subject. It locks people who need to talk about it in a closet, like a fucking wife who has an opinion in 1925.

Stop it. Use the correct word.

I am super against light pollution, and have been for decades

but I am also super annoyed by the way it's framed as "without light pollution you can see how beautiful the night sky is" way more prominently than it's framed as "hey, did you ever stop to think of how much energy/resources/money are literally wasted by having so much light shine up into the sky?"

so people get the idea that light pollution can only be remedied by eliminating all night-time light, which would make being outside at night very inconvenient, instead of by making night-time light shine only on the ground where, y'know, the people who need it are

The mildest example of what OP's talking about in Dunedin, Aotearoa:

This is just with the streetlamp equivalent of using lampshades. Imagine what truly directional city lights could achieve?

Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

Well that’s something crested geckos and I have in common then

I had a dream that the new Tumblr Discourse ™️ was over a new DND style game where all of the races were types of snakes. People were ragging on anyone who chose to be a paladin corn snake (because obviously corn snakes would never be a paladin.) I'm not entirely convinced it's not already a thing because Tumblr is just Like That, but anyway it was called Cobra King and I want to play it now.

@probablybadrpgideas is this a thing yet?

The UK has three kinds of snake. I'm going smooth snake warlock - Paper

@theresattrpgforthat any recommendations?

What if I told you...

There's a TTRPG For That!

Well, not really. No snake paladins yet. But there are 3 games about snakes!

The Great British Snake-Off, by Black Armada Games.

You are contestants on the reptile kingdom's premier baking show! You have two stats: SNAKE and BAKE. If you can't win the contest on pure skill, then you can always use your serpentine cunning to cheat your way to victory.

A Cozy Den, by Kira Magrann.

A Cozy Den is an intimate game of domestic winter. Players roleplay as Lesbisnakes who all have different needs in their Den and various ways of approaching these needs, from cuddling, to napping, to wrestling. Lesbisnakes are half snake, half human, and all lesbian. Various threats are waiting outside of the Den throughout winter putting stress on the Lesbisnakes feelings. Can the Lesbisnakes maintain a community of coziness during the overwinter time?

Snakes in Planes, by SirHeckaLot.

When you play Snakes in Planes, not even the sky is your limit!

The concept is simple. You are a pilot, but you are also a snake. Your objective is to save the day, or at least strike the other factions out of the sky before they do the same to you. Play as one of the five different factions of snakes, from Vicious Vipers to Brash Boas. This d8-based game is designed for maximum hijinks between a GM and 3-6 players. 

just sayin'

This should be taught in school.

streaming companies will say um we're increasing your subscription fee. no password sharing. no screenshots allowed. please subscribe to a separate channel for this movie and another for this tv show. free trial but put in your card details so we can charge you if you forget to cancel. this title is a rental only that's 4.99 please. this title is not available in your region. you are begging people to torrent at this point Like ye are off the edge of the map matey here there be pirates argh argh argh 🦜☠️

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day