hey guys 👋 got the blog back ☺️ thank you to all my friends ❤️ and mutuals 💕 that reached me my time of need 😌 and to all the doubters ☠️ that didn't follow my new account jotawaskilled 🙄 then good morning ig 😒😡
in recent events of that zoo losing the clouded leopard, it reminded me of the time i went to a large petting zoo and there was a free roaming little black sheep. cutest little guy i ever saw, soi went to the zookeeper nearby and said ‘i think its really cute how you have a sheep thats allowed to just walk around. ‘ then the zookeepers eyes widened and he grabbed his walky talky and ran
I like photos like this because a) workers realizing their own power is good, and b) out of context it looks like these two are announcing their ability to attack you, so don’t try anything funny or Garth the flight attendant will maul you with his teeth
Peeing
Again with this
are you mad at me?
Knock it off
Huh, must've been the wind.
Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself
half of this website should learn this
Shut the fuck up
making your favorite, beanies and weenies
he is not the man of your dreams he is eating plain microwaved rice without utensils for breakfast
Plain rice will get you through the darkest period of your life
They hate how little it takes for a man to be happy
They’re about to break so many laws it’s not even funny, I can feel it in my bones
It’s about PayPal. This is all about fucking PayPal
He’s still pissed they fired him. He’s still pissed they didn’t like his idea of calling PayPal X
20 years and he has not learned a single thing. He’s still throwing a tantrum about people not liking his bad name suggestion decades ago





